All Men Are Beasts( Beauty & the Beast)

  • Xander: Oh! 'Call of the Wild.' Aren't we reading the Cliff Notes to this for English?
    Willow: Some of us are. Anyway, it'll help you stay awake. It's good and, and very wolfy. Seems to soothe the savage beast.

  • Willow: Okay. Now, he's had his 2:00 feeding, and, uh, after sunrise, if he forgets where his clothes are, they're on top of the file cabinet in his cage. I put those towels up for privacy.
    Xander: Uh, no worries. I can handle the Oz Full Monty....I mean, not 'handle' handle, like 'hands to flesh' handle.
    Willow: Mmm, okay....Well, it's not for you, it's for me, 'cause I'm still getting used to half a Monty.
    Xander: Oh. Good.....Half!? You and Oz? Which half?
    Willow:[grinning] Wouldn't you like to know?

  • Cordelia: Oz ate someone last night.
    Willow: He did not!

  • Willow: Jelly doughnut?
    Oz: Everything all right?
    Buffy: Yeah. Uh, what happened with the inspection of the body?
    Willow: Anyone? They're yummy delicious!

  • Giles: This creature is especially brutal. I believe the phrase coined by the coroner when describing Mr. Platt was 'pureed'. But he did confirm that Platt was killed shortly before Buffy found him.
    Faith: Which means that he was killed during the day.
    Willow: Yes!
    [People stare at Willow]
    Willow: Sorry. I got.... I've just been....it's horrible, horrible.

  • Buffy: The lead dog turned up a snow shoe rabbit. The dog laid down low to the race, his body flashing forward, leap by leap. He was sound in the deeps of his nature.
    Willow: And parts of his nature that were deeper than he. Going back into the wombs of time the rabbit could not... okay, maybe we should try a less stimulating passage.

  • Giles: As much as I hate to think it, it could be the handiwork of...
    Oz: Me.
    Willow: Wolf-you, not you-you.

  • Willow: He's just being Oz.
    Oz: Pretty much full time.


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