Inca Mummy Girl

  • Xander: Uh, that's Rodney Munson. He's God's gift to the bell curve. What he lacks in smarts he makes up in lack of smarts.
    Willow: You just don't like him 'cause of that time he beat you up everyday for five years.
    Xander: Yeah, I'm irrational that way.

  • Willow: On the other hand, maybe Rodney just stepped out for a smoke.
    Xander: For twenty-one hours?
    Willow: It's addictive, you know.

  • Buffy: Ampata's only staying two weeks.
    Willow: Yeah. And then Xander can find someone else who's not me to obsess about. At least with you I knew he didn't have a shot. Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Xander to go out with every other girl in the world until he notices me, or I can just get on with my life.
    Buffy: Good for you.
    Willow: Well, I didn't choose yet.

  • Buffy: Ampata's the mummy.
    Willow: Ohh...good.

  • Willow: So Ampata, you're a girl.
    Ampata: Yes, for many years now.
    Willow: And not a boy. Cuz we thought a boy was coming and here you are...in a girl way.

  • Rodney: I think I have almost all 14 natural elements memorized.
    Willow: There are 103.

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