What's My Line? Part 1

Very good episode. I love the fighting b/w the slayers! Oh joy!

  • Buffy: Do I like shrubs?
    Xander: That's between you and your god.
    Buffy: What'd you put?
    Willow: I came down on the side of shrubs.

  • Xander: Ha, ha, ha, ha! Laugh now, missy - they assigned you to the booth for law enforcement professionals.
    Buffy: As in police?
    Xander: As in polyester, doughnuts and brutality.
    [Buffy looks not so happy]
    Willow: But, doughnuts!

  • Willow: You didn't check to see which seminar I was assigned to, did you?
    Xander: I did, and you weren't.
    Willow: I wasn't what?
    Xander: On the list.
    Willow: But I handed in my test! I used a number two pencil!

  • Giles: U-unless we can preempt their plans.
    Willow: How?
    Giles: Uh, by learning what's in the book before they do. Which means we can expect to be here later tonight.
    Willow: Goodie! Research party!
    Xander: Will, you need a life in the worst way.

  • Buffy: These assassins, why are they after me?
    Willow: 'Cause you're the scourge of the underworld?

  • Giles: Willow?
    Willow: [waking up from a dream yells:] Don't warn the tadpoles!
    Giles: Are you alright?
    Willow: Giles, what are you doing here.
    Giles: It's the library, Willow.You fell asleep.
    [Willow looks around confused]
    Giles: Don't warn the tadpoles?
    Willow: I... I have frog fear.

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