Never Kill A Boy On The First Date

Never Kill a Boy on the First Date

• Willow: Owen Thurman was talking to you?
  Buffy: It's all true.
  Willow: Wow! He hardly talks to anyone. He's solitary, mysterious... He can brood for forty minutes straight, I've clocked him!
  
  
• Willow: He reads Emily Dickinson? He's sensitive, yet manly! Well, wait, you've never even read her.
  ( Buffy shows her an Emily Dickson book)
  Willow: You Vixen!
  
  
• Xander: Look, we gotta get to, uh....we thought it'd be fun if, uh, we made this a double date!
  Buffy: I didn't know you guys were seeing each other.
  Willow: Oh, yeah, well, we knew it would happen eventually, so we figured, hey! Why fight it?
  
  
• Willow: So, where's he taking you?
  Buffy: Oh, I don't know. Where do you suppose young kids go on dates these days?
  Willow: Well, I read somewhere once that they sometimes go to movies.
  Buffy: Movies! Interesting!
  Willow: And I saw on TV once, a bunch of people our age went to a party.
  
  
• Willow: It's a very big deal!
  Buffy: It's not!
  Willow: It is. Tell her!
  Giles: I'm afraid it's very big.
  Willow: Thank you! Wait! What are you talking about?
  
  
• Willow: This is bad.
  Xander: I wish it was just bad.
  Willow: We should... go along.
  Xander: Yeah, you're right. I don't trust that Owen guy. It's the eyes. Crazy!
  Willow: Xander, we should go with Giles! He could get in trouble!
  
  
• Xander: Y'know what'd be cool? The Sunnydale Funeral Home!
  Willow: I've always wanted to go there!
  
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