Phases



  • Buffy: Well, I think it's nice that he's not just being an animal.
    Willow: It is nice. He's great. We have a lot of fun. But I want smoochies!
    Buffy: Have you dropped any hints?
    Willow: I've dropped anvils.
    Buffy: Ah, he'll come around. What guy could resist your wily, Willow charms?
    Willow: At last count, all of them. Maybe more.
    Buffy: Well, none of them know a thing. They all get an 'F' in Willow.
    Willow: But I want Oz to get an 'A', and, oh, one of those gold stars.

  • Willow: Great. I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh, yeah, 1-800-I'm-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho.
    Buffy: Meow!
    Willow: Really? Thanks. I've never gotten a 'meow' before.
    Buffy: Well-deserved.
    Willow: Darn tootin'!

  • Giles: Well, it seems there were a number of other attacks by a wild dog around town. Several animal carcasses were found mutilated.
    Willow: You mean, like bunnies and stuff? No, don't tell me.

  • Willow: Don't forget, you're supposed to be a meek little girlie-girl like the rest of us.
    Buffy: Spoil my fun.

  • Willow: Oz and I are in some sort of holding pattern, except without the holding or... anything else.
    Cordelia: What's he waiting for? What's his problem? Oh, that's right, he's a guy.
    Willow: Yeah, him and Xander. Guys.

  • Buffy: Well, if you wanna up the speed quotient with Oz, maybe you need to do something daring. Maybe you need to make the first move.
    Willow: Well, that won't make me a slut?
    Buffy: I think your reputation will remain intact.

  • Willow: I'm sorry about how all this ended up. With me shooting you and all.
    Oz: It's okay. I'm, I'm sorry I almost ate you.
    Willow: It's okay. I kind of thought you would have told me.
    Oz: I didn't know what to say. I mean, it's not everyday you find out you're a werewolf. That's fairly freaksome. It may take a couple days getting used to.
    Willow: Yeah. It's a complication.
    Oz: So...maybe it'd be best if I just... sorta...
    Willow: What?
    Oz: Well, you know, like, stayed out of your way for awhile.
    Willow: I don't know. I'm kind of okay with you being *in* my way.
    Oz: You mean, you'd still...
    Willow: Well, I like you. You're nice and you're funny. And you don't smoke. Yeah, okay, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, 3 days out of the month I'm not much fun to be around either.
    Oz: You are quite the human.
    Willow: So, I'd still if you'd still.
    Oz: I'd still. I'd *very* still.
    Willow: Okay. No biting, though.
    Oz: Agreed.
    [Willow comes back and kisses Oz]
    Oz: I'm a werewolf in love.

  • Oz: Willow, we'll talk about this tomorrow.
    Willow: No! Damnit! We'll talk about this now!

  • Oz: I'm going through some...changes.
    Willow: Well, welcome to the world! Things happen! Don't you think I'm going through alot?!
    Oz: Not like me.
    Willow: Oh, what!? So now you're special?! You're special boy!...woth chains and stuff. Why do you have chains and stuff?

  • Willow: Go where?! You're not gonna kill Oz! Yeah, he's a werewolf, but he doesn't mean to be.

  • Willow: He's great. We have alot of fun. But I want smoochies!

  • Willow: It used to be so much easier to tell if a boy liked you. He'd punch you in the arm and run back to his friends.
    Buffy: Those were the days.

  • Willow: It's Oz! It's Oz!
    Buffy: What's Oz?
    Willow: The werewolf.
    Giles: You certain?
    Willow: Can't you trust me on this? He said he was going through all these changes, then he went through all these...changes.


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