The Puppet Show

  • Buffy: Nah! I think I'll take on your traditional role... and watch!
    Xander: And mock!
    Willow: And laugh!

  • Buffy: What am I gonna do? Slay vampires on stage?
    Willow: Maybe in a funny way!

  • Xander: Willow, you can do stuff. Uh, the piano...
    Buffy: You play?
    Willow: A little.
    Buffy: Well, that's cool. You can accompany us and we can "attempt" to sing.
    Willow: Oh, I-In front of other people? Then, no, I don't play.

  • Willow: The creep factor is also heightened. It could be anyone. It could be me! It's not, though.
  • Giles: Buffy, you, uh, watch Morgan. Check his locker, see if there's anything there.
    Willow: Like a heart?

  • Willow: Once again I'm banished to the demon section of the card catalog.

  • Willow: What could a demon possibly want from me?
    Xander: What's the square root of 841?
    Willow: 29. Oh, yeah.

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