Reptile Boy
Good ep...my favorite part is when Willow tells Angel and Giles off... which is why that sound file should be playing real soon.
Xander: Hmm. And we thought just because we didn't have any money or anyplace to go this would be a lackluster evening.
Willow: I know! We could go to the Bronze and sneak in our own tea bags and ask for hot water.
Xander: Hop off the outlaw train, Will, before you land us all in jail.
Buffy: I'm brainsick. I can't have a relationship with him.
Willow: Not during the day, but you could ask him for coffee some night. It's the non-relationship drink of choice. It's not a date, it's a caffinated beverage. Okay, sure, it's hot and bitter like a relationship that way, but...
Xander: I hate these guys. Whatever they want just falls into their laps. Don't you hate these guys?
Willow: Yeah, with their charmed lives and their movie star good looks and more money than you can count? I'm hating.
Willow: I can't believe she lied to Giles. My world is all askew.
Willow: Well, why do you think she went to that party? Because you [Angel] gave her the brush-off! And you [Giles] never let her do anything except work and patrol! And I know she's the chosen one, but you're killing her with the pressure! I mean, she's sixteen going on forty! And you [Angel]! I mean, you're gonna live forever! You don't have time for a cup of coffee?! Okay, I don't feel better now, and we've gotta help Buffy.
Xander: Those frat guys creep me.
Willow: You want to protect her?
Xander: Mmhm
Willow: And prove you're just as good as those rich snotty guys?
Xander: Mmhm.
Willow: And maybe catch an orgy?
Xander: If it's on early.
Willow: When he got so mad about you being in danger and changed into a… grr, it was the most amazing thing I ever saw.
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