I Robot, You Jane

I Robot, You Jane

• Willow: Well, I wasn't sure there was anything to tell. But last night, oh! We talked all night, it was amazing. He's so smart, Buffy, and, and he's romantic, and we agree about everything!
  Buffy: What's he look like?
  Willow: I don't know!
  
  
• Willow: What should I write back?
  Buffy: Uh, Willow, I think it's really great that you have this cool pen pal, but don't you think you're kinda rushing all into this? Y'know what I mean?
  Willow: 'I'm thinking of you, too!' No, that's incredibly stupid!
  
  
• Willow: Xander, you wanna stay and help me?
  Xander: Are you kidding?
  Willow: Yes, it was a joke I made up.
  
  
• Willow: You're having an expression.
  
  
• Willow: His name is Malcolm Black, he's eighteen, he lives in Elmwood, which is about eighty miles from here, and he likes me!
  Buffy: Short, tall, skinny, fat?
  Willow: Why does everything have to be about looks?
  Buffy: Not everything, but some stuff is. I mean, what if you guys get really, really intense, and then you find out that he has... a hairy back?
  Willow: Well, no! Uh, he doesn't talk like somebody who would have a hairy back. And anyways, that stuff doesn't matter when you really care about each other. Maybe I'm not his ideal either.
  
  
• Moloch: You created me. I brought these humans together to build me a body. But you(Willow) gave me life. Took me out of the book that held me. I want to repay you.
  Willow: By lying to me? By pretending to be a person? Pretending you loved me?...
  Moloch: But I love you!
  Willow: Don't say that! That's a joke! You don't love anything!
  Moloch: You are mine!
  Willow: I'm not yours! I'm never gonna be yours! Never!
  
  
• Buffy: Let's face it: none of us are ever gonna have a happy, normal relationship.
  Xander: We're doomed!
  Willow: Yeah! ( They all make depressed faces)
  
  
• Willow: Remember me, your girlfriend?! Well, I think it's time we break up! Or maybe we can still be friends!
  
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