The Yoko Factor

  • Willow: I keep thinking, "Okay, that's the cutest thing ever." And then she does something cuter, and completely resets the whole scale.
    Tara: Did you see her yawn earlier?
    Willow: Yes! I thought I was gonna die!

  • Willow: Maybe something fun, like drama. I could be dramatic. (In sad voice) You cannot have more catnip! You have a catnip problem.
    Tara: Definitely drama.

  • Willow: I used to assume we'd be roomies through grad school, well into little old ladyhood. You know, cheating at Bingo together, and...forgetting to take our pills.

  • Spike: Can you fix 'em?
    Willow: Crack a government encryption code on my laptop?! Easy as...really difficult pie.
    Spike: You're not exactly the whiz these days, either. God, I'm never gonna get paid.
    Willow: I am a whiz.
    Tara: She is a whiz.
    Willow: If ever a whiz there was.

  • Buffy: Okay, Will, how long before you un-crypt it?
    Willow: Hours? Days maybe. Anyone suggesting months would not be accused of crazy talk.

  • Willow: Right, and then maybe you'll get lucky and he'll still be there, and he can rip your arms off for you.

  • Willow: Oh, wow, we're already getting in the way. We're pretty good at this, Xander, huh?

  • Willow: Besides, when is there any "us two?" You two are the two who are the two. I'm the other one.

  • Willow: No, you'd be wonderful in the Army. Do you think the umbilical cord between you and Anya will stretch that far?

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