Limericks
These are a bit stupid, I know--
But I had to do them for an English project,
so here they are.
- There was a dumb Sabre named Matt
- Who challenged Lindros to combat
- But as thousands would see
- Matt lost his jersey
- And the brat was in tears after that!!
- There once was a goalie called Dom
- Who had problems remaining calm
- Hasek's looney, you know
- Ruff got sick of the psycho
- So he drugged him with Unisom.
- There once knew a goalie named Ed
- Who was a tad sick in the head
- Whipped his stick around high
- Hit his foes 'tween the thighs
- "...a little to the side," he said
