Diana: I don't think I want to hurt anyone today....
Shannon to Longinus: Can you recommend a good conditioner?
Molly to Fergus: But everybody *else's* Da lets them stay out late on weekends!!!
Caitlin to Diana: Hey girlfriend, let's go shopping!
Fergus to Conor after being called a cretin: I know you are but what am I?!?
Longinus to Conor: I am your Father!
Yummy Guard to Diana: Go get the blasted Pitcher yourself!
Tully to Fergus: Ever hear of the "Hair Club for Men?"
Diana to Longinus: Is that the Spear of Destiny or are you just happy to see me?
Caitlin to Diana; Do you think I should let my bangs grow?
Diana to Longinus: Do you ever get that "not so fresh" feeling?
Diana to Red Boot: At least *MY* freak has good hair!!!
Tully to Caitlin: Hey baybee...wanna turn these cliffs into the "cliffs of MOANIN?"
Fergus: If the bald thing works for Patrick Stewart and Michael Jordan, How come I'm not gettin' and chickc?
Tully: Anything longer than five words.
Diana to anyone: Not now, I have a headache.
Caitlin to Longinus: Okay. I can forgive you for killing my God, but I WON'T forgive your hair looking better than mine! It's just not natural!
Red Boot to Diana: Hey Baybee...wanna see my pole rise?
Fergus to Tully: Do you think the mustache is a bit much?
Diana: They may call me "queen of whores," but at least they call me!
Longinus to Conor: You know, back in the OLD days when we wanted to unite the people, we had to walk uphill BOTH ways in blinding sandstorms, with NO SANDALS! And we were HAPPY to do it! hmpf!
Fergus to Tully Yummy Guard
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