1.Who is the hero of the town where all the Supermen live?

Bicycle Repairman.

2.What is tree number one?

The Larch.

3.What novel is "The Black Eagle" based on?

"The Blue Eagle."

4.In which restaurant is "Spam" set?

The Green Midget Café.

5.Who is trying to climb Mt. Everest?

The International Hairdresser's Expedition.

6.What is the trouble at the mill?

"One of the crossbeams has gone out of skew on the treadle."

7.Where is the petshop keeper's brother's store? Where is Mr. Praline told he is?

Bolton; Ipswitch.

8.Who is Mr. Mousebender later revealed as?

The Rogue Cheddar.

9.What is one of the keys to not being seen?

Not to stand up.

10.What are all of Mr. Praline's pets called?

Eric.

11.What is the title "Scott of the Antarctic" later changed to?

"Scott of the Sahara."

12.What are the three choices the man initially has to do with his dead mother?

Burn her, bury her, or dump her (in the Thames).

13.How does the barber try to fool his customer?

By playing a cassette tape with cutting sounds and small talk recorded on it.

14.What is the name of the barber shop?

"Gent's Hairdresser"

15.What is the housewife afraid that the "burglar" is?

An encyclopedia salesman.

16.In the farmer's opinion, why are the sheep in the trees?

"They're nesting."

17.How is Mr. Arthur Frampton different from other people?

He has three buttocks.

18.Why does Watkins want to leave the Army?

"It's dangerous!"

19.Why did he join the Army?

For the water-skiing and travel.

20.How does Mr. Verity exaggerate figures?

Everything he says is multiplied by 10.

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