IMPENDING DOOM VIDEO TRAITOR
4/24/98 It's been almost three
months since the page has gone up and I've done 60+
good trades and only had a few bad experiences.
Ironically one was the very first trade I set up and
I'm still waiting for the person to send me my tapes,
they keep saying they will. Fucking people! I'm not
ready to call anyone out as a bad trader but there
are definetly some clowns out there I've dealt with
who have deserved it. Besides scoring some
incredible videos the main highlight of the last
three months has been getting threatened with legal
action by Jim Goad from Answer Me!
What with summer on the way, NBA playoffs, Baseball
season and a new job I have less free time than ever
for trading... Which sucks... Still keep sending me
your lists.
Welcome to Impending Doom Video trading page.
The purpose of this page is to
acquire and share as much cool, sick, obscure video
as possible. When trading all my tapes are recorded
in SP on Maxell HGX-Gold
or equal
and I would expect the same
in return.
Please bookmark IDVT as both the wants and trade
lists change often. Always e-mail me your lists or
your URL so I can see what new stuff is out there.
This page lists the obscure videos from my
collection, the twisted and odd in shorts,
documentaries and caught on tape moments that leave
me feeling misanthropic and amused. My other pages
include Wants, TV, Films, Links and Music. All
equally as
cool and entertaining.
LAST UPDATE
4/24/98
4/11 South Park eps/Rarities
• Leon: Version Integrale' •
Doper • Roadkill: The Last Days of John
Martin • Prison Heat
4/17 TROOPS • Wild Things • Spice World • Steve Vai Seduction/Mighty
Michelle • ESPN
Bloopers • CNN
Bloopers • Celtic Frost
'87 • Motley Crue '81
• The Naked Cage
4/24 Jackie Brown
TV
FILMS
MUSIC
WANTS
LINKS
OBSCURE
All
Girl Fighting Female wrestling fetish video.
Underwear and bikinis don't last long in the ring
with these bad ladies. 30 min.
Amok Assault Video Amok
Publishing House's collection of twisted video "is
the beachhead for an infestation of the raw, the
cruel, the explicit, the crass and the surreal in the
form of an explosive video cut up. Compiled and
assembled for maximum viewer trauma" 60 min.
Antichrist Jews White Power rants
from Tim Bishop and JB Stoner at an Aryan Nations
gathering. Very, very funny stuff. 60 min.
Astrology Songs by Harvey Sid
Fisher 12 really bad songs based on the
zodiac performed by Harvey Sid who can't sing to save
his life. Each tune also features interpretive dance
from Harvey Sids ladies. Along the same lines as Jan
Terri. 45 min.
Atomic TV Public Access show from
Baltimore with video cut up, interviews and random
oddities. Each volume has two episodes and is 120
min.
Vol. One Grape Ape/Jim
Rose Circus
Vol. Two Viewer
Discretion/Videoscramble
Vol. Three Appropriated
Image/Cavalcade of Freaks
Vol. Four Dating Do's &
Don'ts/Mexican Mayhem
Bad
Assed Biker Bitches All female wrestling
fetish video.
Many different match ups and eras are covered.
Great stuff for entertaining friends or who knows
maybe this is your bag. 90 min.
The Charles Bukowski Tapes
52 short segments including poetry, interviews and
tours of Hanks Hollywood stomping grounds. A must
have for any Bukowski fan. Wait till you see Hank
drunk call his loving wife Linda "you dirty
whore" and kick her off the couch. 240 min.
Cool
Kids High Barbie dolls, lots and lots of
Barbie dolls. 120 min.
CNN
Bloopers 60 min.
Death Scenes I Incredible
true crime documentary W/P & D by Nick Bougas and
hosted by Anton LaVey. "Death Scenes is a
sensational, graphic analysis of crime and violence
in 1930's & 40's LA...examines hundreds of uncensored
police photographs and crime scenes" 86 min.
Death Scenes II This time
its trauma and mayhem caught on tape including Vic
Morrow, Bud Dwyer, Manson footage and much more.
Once again W/P & D by Nick Bougas. 82 min.
Drive Baby
Drive Cool little short about two couples,
cheating
and their last suicidal drive. Starring a minor
Arquette
brother. B&W LBX 1995 14 min.
Doper Supercool short documentary
about one of the nicest stoners you'll ever meet.
Directed by Jim VanBebber. 20 min.
ESPN
Bloopers Bloopers, on-air fights, interviews
gone bad... lots of cool stuff on this tape. Put
together by ESPN as an end of season type gag reel.
30 min.
GG Allin: Live & Pissed
Rocks sickest dirtbag shits, pisses, fights and
sings his way to your heart all live from SF in '88.
60 min.
Generally Fucked Video My own
title for this compilation of fucked up videos
showcasing some of the biggest lunatics, freaks and
just generally fucked people ever put in front of a
video camera. Includes Hopkins Family X-Mas,
Darrell Bluett, Mighty Michelle, Larry Williams, The
Amazing Delores, Danny Woods, Willy The Wrestling
Clown and more. More proof that most people are
idiots. 120
min.
Goddess Kring Public Access
freak from Seattle with lots of nude dancing,
personal rants and staring. Guaranteed to frighten
children. 85 min.
Greedy Bastard Home Video New
Yorkers get drunk, fall down, catch on fire and just
plain raise hell at Bar Mitzhvahs and Weddings in
this collection of too harsh for TV home videos. 30
min.
Hardware Wars Special Edition The
classic 70's Star Wars spoof updated with new
effects. 1978/1997 20 min.
Heavy Metal Parking Lot Monger
metalheads partying down in the parking lot at a 1986
Judas Priest show. If I had lived in this town I
would have been on this tape. If this was taped now
I would be on the tape. This is even more poignant
now as Halford has finally come out of the closet.
15 min.
Heavy Metal Rudolph The classic
Rankin/Bass Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
film overdubbed with a
story about sex, drugs & rock-n-roll. Also includes
many other overdubbings of commercials, TV and films.
Like a pornographic MST3K. Funny stuff. 75 min.
Highway Safety Videos
Carnage on the road, hell yeah!!! 55 min.
Hollywood Undressed: Sex Scandals &
Tragedies Hollywood Babylon style Documentary
that includes Rob Lowe, Frances Farmer, Freddy Prince
and more. 60 min.
Jan
Terri This is a music video compilation from
Chicago's untalented white trash guido queen.
This tape was submitted to record labels in hopes
of securing fame and fortune for the small, bizarre,
troll-like Jan... Song after song prove that Jan is
fluent in all genres of music... all accompanied by
the stupidest videos you'll ever see. 30 min.
The
Japanese Version Hilarious documentary on the
Japanese co-opting of American culture. From Muppet
themed
swingers hotels to Jap Country and Western bars, wait
till
you see these Tokyo cowboys singing the Rawhide
theme. I
like to call this vid simply "Japoser". 1991 50 min.
Jesco: The Dancing
Outlaw A mind
blowing documentary on Boone Co. West Virginia's last
mountain dancer Jesco White. You must witness the
mayhem that is Jesco and the rest of the White clan
as they fight, party and dance down in the
holler. 60 min.
Jesco Goes To Hollywood: Dancing Outlaw
II The madness continues. Roseanne Barr and
Tom Arnold fly Jesco to Hollywood to guest on the
Roseanne show. Jesco continues on his path to
greatness while Tom and Roseanne are revealed to be
big pussies. 30 min.
The
Last
Godfather: The John Gotti Story Fox news
documentary on the Dapper Don. Lots of FBI
surveilance
video and audio as well as interviews with mobsters.
Really good stuff. 60 min.
Lenny Bruce: Without Tears
A
documentary/remembrance of Lenny done shortly after
his
death. Includes lots of stand up footage before his
many
entaglements with the law. B&W 70min.
Lenny Bruce: The Performance
Film
Lenny's last performance filmed days before his
death.
His routine concentrates mostly on his many recent
problems with the law. B&W 60 min.
The
Mentors Fuck Movie & Get Up and Die Two short
films from porno rape rockers the Mentors. Both
feature classic performances by the late El Duce and
plenty of sex, booze, rock and all that good stuff.
15 min.
The
Odd
Couple starring Vader & Chewbaca Fans of Star
Wars
and the Odd Couple rejoice because the two have
finally
been brought together. This is only 3 minutes so if
we're
trading just ask and I'll tack it onto the end of a
tape.
1998 3min.
Pamela &
Tommy's Secret Sex Tape This is the 40 min.
version
but it's excellent quality. Now I love Pam and Tommy
as much as any other guy but they are geeks. This
has to be seen not for the sex but for the idiocy.
This tape, Springer Too Hot and Jesco should be
required viewing for immigrants coming to America so
they can see what they're getting into. The message
is a simple one, don't come to this country, stay
home, you don't want to end up like this. Wait, what
am I saying, I love this shit. 1997
40 min.
The
Pig Fucking Movie Where do I begin... To
start this isn't a barnyard porno so don't get to
excited. What it is I don't really know but from
what I can tell here it goes. Boy falls in love with
pig, has sex with pig, pig gives birth, boy kills
piglets, pig dies, boy tries to bury himself alive
with pig, boy ends up killing himself. I have no
idea why this was made or what it's trying to say.
If you figure it out let me know. No Dialouge, B&W
85 min.
Project Grizzly People, they
never cease to amaze me. This is a documentary about
a lunatic, bear obssessed Canadian who has spent 10
years developing a suit to protect himself from being
mauled by grizzly bears. To test the suit he has
bikers beat him with baseball bats, falls down big
cliffs, has trucks run into him at 40 mph and more.
The entire thing is funded by the Canadian
Government. 70 min.
Redd
Foxx's Dirty, Dirty Jokes Not much footage of
Foxx
but one of Andrew Dice Clays first videotaped
performances.
All together hilarious raunchy jokes from 7
performers
total. 1984 60 min.
Roadkill: The Last Days of John
Martin Short serial killer film from Jim
VanBebber. 20 min.
Shocking TV: Volume One
Film Threat Magazines collection of twisted shorts
and mini bios. Including Apocalypse Pooh, Blue
Peanuts, R. Kern, Budd Dwyer and much more. 60 min.
So
Wrong They're Right Very cool documentary
about collectors of 8 track tapes. Put together by
the editors of 8 Track Mind fanzine. 93 min.
Speak of the Devil: The Canon of Anton
Lavey Excellent documentary on Lavey. In
Nomine Satanas. W/P & D by Nick Bougas. 90 min.
Spike and Mikes Sick & Twisted
Animation
Volume One 45 min.
Volume Two 100 min.
Star
Wars Holiday Special 1978 CBS TV special with
live action, cartoons and more. 98 min.
Steve Vai Seduction/Mighty
Michelle This is the full 20 minute version
of the Mighty Michelle short from the Generally
Fucked video. Michelle is in love with guitarist
Steve Vai and made this tape as a birthday present
for him and to try to win his love. Michelle has
many talents that are featured
on the tape including the ability to queff at will.
Believe me when I say that you have never seen
anything like this before. 20 min.
Tanya Harding's Wedding Night
America's fallen princess strips, sucks dick and
gets fucked in this home video. 45 min.
This
Is Ugly Video cut up with Chuck Berry's
golden showers, Shatner singing Rocket Man, random
sex and more. One of the better cut up tapes I've
seen. 60 min.
TK's
Cross Country Television Very similar to
Wietzel's Fucking With People videos but with
a southern twist. ...A manager of country western
bands takes a camera on the road and picks prize
targets to humilate for his fictional TV show...
35 min.
TROOPS Star Wars/Cops parody that
got the writer/director a multi picture deal with
Disney. Excellent production. 1997 10 min.
Uncle Goddamn: Dale's Funnest
Video Somehow this white trash, inbred,
buttfuck family got a video camera and what they've
done with it is truly beyond comprehension. This
builds in intensity from simple pranks to lighting
people on fire, spraypainting passed out drunks
faces, nut kicking and more. It would be easy to say
that this has to be seen to be believed but even then
I don't think you'll believe it. 45 min.
Who
Do You Think You're Fooling/You're Still Not Fooling
Anybody Who do you think... is a play by play
of the similarities between Tarantino's Reservoir
Dogs and Ringo Lam's City On Fire. You're still
not... is a play by play of the similarities between
Pulp Fiction and 5 or 6 other films including a
Scorcese short. Director Mike White makes some
pretty convincing arguments to what appears to be
blatant plagarism by Tarantino. 20 min.
otb 2/6/98
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