Couple Number 1.
JIN KAZAMA & MAI SHIRANUI
Hoo boy! Jin wouldn't give a rat's ass about Ogre, the tournament, or anything else for that matter if he constantly had Mai bouncing around with him! Who would? Plus, they're both Japanese and are very modest about they're looks, so it makes much more sense then that dork Andy Bogard she hangs around with.
Couple Number 2.
ALEX & TINA ARMSTRONG
First of all they're both grapplers, but not in that way you perverts. They both work out alot at the gym, Tina's father kinda looks and acts like Alex, so that's good when she brings the street fighter home to meet the folks. Well Alex already has it made because Tina is in DoA, and you know what that means don't you? Good match.
Couple Number 3.
CHEIF THUNDER & MICHELLE CHANG
Since they're both interested in Native American culture, they have plently to compare notes on. And now they're roughly the same age too, Thunder was about 46 in KI, and Michelle is near there in T3. Thunder can do all his manly things like chop wood with his tomahawks, and Michelle will probably watch him do it.
Couple Number 4.
LEI WULONG & CHUN-LI
Both Chinese, both cops, both live in Hong Kong, perfect match. Ryu better not try any passes on Chun or else Lei would lock his ass in jail and throw away the key.
Couple Number 5.
KAGE MARU & TAKI
While Kage doesn't rely on any weapons and Taki can't carry enough of them, they still would probably function well together. They would settle down and have a few kids in the future, all running around with ninja masks to hide their faces from everybody, so they're parents wouldn't know who plugged up the toilet.
Couple Number 6.
KAYIN AMOH & NINA WILLIAMS
Ahh...we are talking perfect here! Nina is Irish and well Kayin is Scottish, but same diff, they're both assassins, and both have no parents to report to! A match made in heaven actually. But since Toshinden warrior's have no cool throws or holds, when Kayin looks at another woman for a little too long, Nina would probably break his frigging arm or something.
Couple Number 7.
JOHNNY CAGE & SARAH BRYANT
Let's see here...both are fun-loving and exciting, and they both look like Hollywood celebs. Even though Johnny is occasioanly stuck up and egotistical, he can probably show Sarah a good night on the town, going to movie premires, parties, nightclubs, award nights, she would love every minute of it. But we all know Johnny is going to have to break it off sooner or later, cuz that's how all tinsel town relationships end up. They're probably going to go to trial to see who ends up with the beach house in Miami though.
GUY & KASUMI
Reason:
Why do all guys matched up with Dead or Alive girls always wear a big, goofy smile on their faces? It's a big mystery. Anyhow, Guy and Kasumi are both pretty smiliar, they're Japanese, and are trained in Ninjitsu. Since Kasumi has many costumes to try on, Guy would be happy to watch and tell her which one looks good on her. But he'll just intentionally say everytime, "No, that's no good, put on the other one, let's see that instead...heh heh this is cool"
GUILE & ORCHID
Reason:
Here's a nice pair, the good ol' military man meets the seductive secret agent. They both wear green, both work for the government, and both fighter's projectiles look alike, the Sonic Boom and the Lasa Ken. But with Guile's personality, he might become a little overprotective if Orchid gets into any trouble, so she might feel he's sufficating her. But through think and thin, they'll turn out great, Guile can give her rides in fighter planes and Orchid could get him out of taxes or something.
VEGA & SOFIA
Reason:
The Spaniard and the Russian KGB agent? A unlikely event you might say, but not as much as you may think. We all know that Vega is indeed a little "crazy" but in what sense? If he was smart he'd be "crazy" in love with her! And there isn't a man alive that wouldn't be. They both have long blonde hair, and seem to be inclined to torture, Vega with his wrist claws that he's used to dice up many people over the years, and many have felt the sting of Sofia's whip. This sounds a little kinky doesn't it? And if this relationship doesn't work out, there's gonna be plently of bloody fights over who gets the custody of their kids, Sofiaga and Vegafia.
If you think there's a fighting game guy and gal who simply must be paired up together, then mail your match to me! Just follow the easy format of the mathes that are already displayed here, and make sure yuor match makes snese in some way or another, and try to make it funny as well. Any matches that are creative and humorous will be posted, and you'll get full credit for them!
THE WAY OF THE WARRIOR
Last modified: June 22, 1998
Created by a Warrior, Warrior@hotmail.com