10. Cries at weddings.

9. When Sindel isn't home, he tries on her bra and panties.

8. When he tells someone that they suck, it's just a way of deniel for him, cause deep down he knows he sucks.

7. Him and Shang Tsung always argue during vacations.

6. To get revenge upon Liu Kang, he merely travels to his house, rings the doorbell, and runs off.

5. He bakes a mean apple pie.

4. Shaves his legs.

3. His armor is store-bought.

2. Sings Britney Spears songs in the shower...badly.

1. The only reason why he wears a helmet is because he has acne.

10. A Leprechaun.

9. An electric eel mutated into a shaved orange-haired ape thing. (long shot, but you never know)

8. The Street Fighter Movie Theory: Blanka is actually Guile's friend Charlie, who Bison mutated into a savage beast by making him watch t.v.

7. Just some jackass in a Halloween costume.

6. The cousin of the Incredible Hulk.

5. A relative to Gen-An from Samurai Shodown.

4. A lawn gnome with a bad attitude and serious disposition.

3. A brazilian soccer team player who went nuts after loosing to France.

2. A boy lost in a plane crash in the brazilian jungle. (yeah right)

1. A character in Street Fighter. (The only thing that's for sure about this big green freak)

10. Ryu: "You know, after this fight, I might settle down and maybe someday have sex."

9. Dan Hibiki: "I won a fight!"

8. Capcom: "We're gonna stop making Street Fighter games."

7. Midway: "War Gods was pretty good."

6. Anyone on Earth: "War Gods was pretty good."

5. King from Tekken: "King 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!"

4. Andy Bogard: "I'm gonna knock Mai up tonight."

3. Rareware: "The next KI game isn't gonna have combos."

2. Square: "Ehrgeiz is easy to pronounce."

1. Gun Jack: "People select me."

10. Decent Control.

9. A story.

8. Characters that were the least bit appealing.

7. The inability to make more then 5 kinds of fighters in the creat-a-fighter mode.

6. Backgrounds that didn't get in the way of the fighting.

5. Good moves and attacks.

4. Music that wasn't from the seventies.

3. English voices.

2. Character balance.

1. A hammer inside the game box that would let you smash the cartrige.

10. Bison is always coming over, gets drunk and pukes in my toilet.

9. And He never, ever, ever, flushes.

8. Terry Bogard is always calling me, and asks if my fridge is running.

7. As kids, Krauser always played his irritating german techno music.

6. Instead of washing his hair, Billy wears that stupid bandana to cover up the smell.

5. And it doesn't cover it up at ALL.

4. I keep tripping over my huge-ass baggy pants.

3. My lame apperance in Art of Fighting 1. I would never employ someone called Mr. Karate.

2. When I lift my arm to perform a Rekkuzan, people tell me I have rank b.o.

1. Having my empire destroyed several times kinda pisses me off.

10. Fire Sagat. Man, you'd think after years of getting his ass kicked by Ryu he'd learn something. (What a dumb ass...).

9. Fire Balrog. Actually, this isn't my choice, but he's not allowed to fight anymore because he bit Ken's ear in a championship bout. Go figure..

8. Fire Vega. Err...he's just really creepy.

7. Get a girlfriend. Snff, snff... even evil dictators get lonely.

6. Stop trying to smite enemies. No, I mean it this time. Really... :)

5. Steal theme song from Pinky and the Brain and make it my national anthem.

4. Improve my "political" relations with Bill Clinton. Hey, he could help me with number 7. He's a player.

3. Get all the children in the world to join hands and sing about world peace. See, I'm not such a bad guy. (If they don't do it, I'll take their parents hostage and force them to!) Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!

2. Make guest spot on South Park. I want cheezy poofs dammit!!!

1. Get the hell out of Street Fighter franchise!!! I rule a small country, why do I constantly get a whupping in every tournament. Hell, I'll just nuke Ryu and Guile. Screw #6! (I knew it wouldn't last.) Bah Humbug!

Contributed by Peter Lee.

10. Purple-haired Germans thinking they're so big and bad.

9. Losing all my money in bars after I get all depressed.

8. People scuffing up my hat.

7. Accidently missing with a Crack Shot, and splitting my jeans.

6. Andy, when he gets into one of his "moods."

5. When I ask Joe Higashi for airfare, he tricks me by giving me Monopoly money.

4. Geese Howard keeps calling me and all he does is breath loudly and then hang up.

3. Andy again.

2. The fact that I can't have Mai Shiranui.

1. When I leap through the air performing a Burn Knuckle, people say I look kinda gay.

10. When Heihachi wakes me up in the middle of the night to fetch his pills, I replace them with tic tacs.

9. The way that I started off as a lonely mountain living child, and now I'm a billionaire martial arts stud…that kicks ass!

8. I score constantly.

7. The flame design on my pants is pretty damn cool.

6. When Hwoarang asks me to pay up for lost bouts, I give him bills that have presidents with moustaches and lipstick drawn on them.

5. When Heihachi is turned away from me, I stick signs on his back that say "I Have Alzheimer's disease."

4. Julia Chang…shake that booty!

3. Ogre getting deported back to whatever planet he's from because I stole his green card.

2. My uh, one man, seven women hot tub.

1. Turning into Devil sucks and all, but I could fly above people and spit on them, so that's pretty sweet.

10. They pitted me against Marvel's Heroes three times! Three!

9. They give Ken money, they give Ken a hot wife, they give Ken a son, they give me NOTHING!!!

8. Gee, thanks for the Electric Fireball in SFIII. I've still got bruises from where people hit me while I was powering it up for two hours.

7. Boy if there was anything I really needed it was three arch-rivals! I've got Sagat, Akuma and Bison sending letter bombs daily!

6. I really enjoy having to train for the rest of my life, you sure thought that out well.

5. Hellllooo? Chun-Li is right there, can you make her and I a couple? Oh, hell noooo!

4. Sakura is always idolizing me, crashing at my place and eating my food, thanks to you rat bastards!

3. Gay men keep looking at me funny because you dubbed me the "Fireballs King!"

2. People keep confusing my name with See-You!

1. Can you possibly think about giving me a costume change? This damn gi smells horrible!

10. Well, first of all I'm a Ryu clone, so that automatically sucks.

9. Wolf Hawkfield can claim that he's had many more women than I, since he's older.

8. My picture on the Virtua Fighter 1 arcade was all screwed up, when was I from the middle east?

7. Jacky Bryant keeps bringing me to filthy strip clubs, plus he usually gets drunk and I have to pay the bar tab.

6. Aoi Umanogouchi isn't interested in me.

5. Neither is Pai Chan.

4. Same goes for Sarah Bryant.

3. I'm not even going to bring up Dural.

2. My elbows are always banged up from my lousy moves.

1. Ring outs.

10. I'm the champion of the ancient art of Mortal Kombat, so that entitles me to coupons and free parking.

9. Kicking the ass of Dan Forden because of the Turkey babbling he gave me for a battle voice.

8. Kitana is all over me.

7. Raiden can get me all these backstage passes to concerts and stuff.

6. The guy who played me in MK Annihilation was the only actor you could sit through.

5. The five same moves I've had since MK2 are still cheap.

4. The rap group me and Kai formed, "Bad Shaolin Boy Entertainment."

3. When Johnny Cage visits, he always brings some Hollywood honeys with him.

2. My red tank top.

1. I'm never going to absent from any MK game until the end of time.