Short
•Yo mama is so skinny her nipples touch
•Yo mama is so short she has to put cuffs in her panties
•Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
•Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
•Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
•Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
•Yo mama so short she models for trophys.
•Yo mama so short she is the original Q-tip.
•Yo mama so short she poll vaults with a toothpick.
•Yo mama so short she fell of the side walk and broke her leg.
•Yo mama so short that she represents the sole of america.
•Yo mama so short she can hang glide on a dorito.
•Yo mama so short she can swing her legs when she sit on da curb.
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