“All right, Girls~!” Kyleen called out with an intercom, “It’s the moment you’ve been paying for! Here they are! Come and get them!!”
”KYAAAAAAAA!!” screamed the overjoyed females, dropping at the chin.
Soushi grimaced. “I’m a bit disappointed with this turn out… I had hoped for more attractive looking girls – but I suppose I must make do with what they have in the country. Sigh!”
”You imbecile! Don’t be so picky!” Meis snapped, “A girl is a girl! Don’t matter what she look like! Right, Muza??” But his friend was already lost – he was another ice sculptor. “Muza…!!”
”More for us!” chimed the very happy Kanouha as he used some lip gloss, “HOHOHOHO! This is so fun!!”
”You disgusting old pervert! That’s mine!!” Meis yelled, fighting with the senior citizen. Of course the master of swordmanship won, easily back-handing the junior spirit blacksmith in the head. “Damn old man!!”
”Hey hey!!” Kyleen called, counting her cash, “What am I paying you for? Go and get to work! They’re all waiting for you! MOVE IT!”
The trio looked on at the crowd of screaming girls. They also looked at the three angry faces behind the crowd, looking ready to kill them. ‘KILL…’
“Guys… we’ve got a problem…” Muza said, “Wyna and the others… what are we going to do with them? We can work with them watching us!”
”You’re right, but all these girls!” Meis replied, “We can’t just leave them like this! They paid good money!”
Soushi was still being judgmental. “Honestly! With such a beautiful person like me to waste my kisses on such such – ordinary people! It’s an outrage!!”
”Would you pipe down!” Kyleen snapped, walloping him on the head with his own mirror, “If you think all of us girls are unworthy of you – then go kiss yourself!”
”Maybe I will!” Soushi said, grabbing back his mirror and staring at himself. “Oh I’m so beautiful~! Beautiful me~!”
“Damn Narcissus…”
Meis then pushed his best friend forward. “Hey Muza! You go first!”
”W-What??! Me?!?” He then looked on at the screaming hungry girls. “Waaaaaaah!! I can’t!!! I can’t do it!!”
”Do it, you idiot!!” Meis said, keeping the big guy from running away, “Come on, don’t be shy! Now’s your chance to show Wyna that you’re a real manly guy!”
”I don’t see how kissing lots of girls will prove that, Meis! I think she’ll just get mad. But if that’s the way you think then why don’t you go first?!?”
”B-Because…! I don’t want to be selfish! It’s all you, Man! I’ll take the leftovers!”
”Oh… well…” Muza searched over the crowd at the fuming Wyna. ‘How can I do this? With the woman I love watching? No… this is wrong… I can’t do this…!’ But Meis shoved him forward and behind he knew it, he met lip to lip with someone. “GAAAAH!!!” Muza then turned to ice and fainted.
“Woooohoooo!” chimed the old lady he kissed, “You’re a hella of kisser, Sonny!”
”Ew…” everyone uttered.
The old lady then spotted Kanouha, who was trying to sneak away. “Where do you think you’re going?? Aren’t you suppose to be my date, Mr. Kano!”
”Eh? Of course not!!” Kanouha beamed, “We came here stag remember! You go your way, I go mine!”
“That’s not what I heard!” she snapped, grabbing him by the arm and dragging him away, “I won’t let you get away this time!!”
”Soushi!!” master called for student, “Soushi, save me!!!”
But Soushi was still too busy pampering himself. “Yes, I am gorgeous!”
”Anyways…” Kyleen said, moving aside the Muza-statue, “Meis! You get to work right now!!”
”B-But…!!” Meis looked out into the crowd and saw the tearful Sodina. ‘Gah, why does she do that… She’s just trying to make me feel guilty…’ Frowning, he let out a sigh, ‘But it’s working…’
‘Heh heh heh!’ Sodina thought, wiping away the fake tears, ‘Take this, you Pig!’
“MEIS!!!” Kyleen hollered, “GET TO WORK!!!!”
“I’m sorry.” Meis replied, bowing his head, “I know this sounds insane, but maybe I’m not cut out to kissing all these people…”
”IDIOT! DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF!?”
”Waaaah! I’ll find another way to pay the debt! Please!!”
”NO WAY!!!”
Finally the other girls came to his rescue. “Didn’t you hear Meis!” Sodina exclaimed, “He doesn’t want to do this, so don’t make him!”
Meis shook his head. “No, I didn’t say that… I said I want to, but for some strange reason I can’t. It’s driving me crazy – all these girls…!!”
”YOU PIG!” Sodina snapped, smacking him.
“Aah… my pain… your love…” Meis uttered, lying on the ground infatuated, “A wonderful… feeling…”
“SHUT UP, YOU NASTY MASOCHIST!!!”
“Anyways…” Wyna said, kneeling over to the frozen Muza. “Isn’t there another way for these guys to pay off their debt? I mean, a less cruel way. We’ll do anything to help.”
”Really?” Kyleen asked, mischief running through her face, “A-NY-THING?”
’Uh oh…’ Wyna thought, starting at that face, ‘What have I done…?’ She quickly decided to take it back. “A-Actually, maybe that’s not a good…!”
But then Kyoko interfered. “YES! We’ll do anything! Just let my brother off the hook!” she cried. She then wiped away a tear and pointed over to the primping samurai, “Look at how he suffers so…!”
Soushi just looked on at the crowds of screaming girls and sighed, ‘Ew! I can’t take it anymore! Aren’t any of them vaccinated?!’
Before anyone could say anything else, Kyleen shook hands with Kyoko. “Good! It’s decided then! You’re going to help them pay off their debt!”
”D-Doing what??”
”You’re see…”
Wyna smacked herself in the face. ‘What have I done…?’
Muza then woke up, looking over at the tense pirate. ‘Oh no, what have I done! I kissed someone else in front of her – that’s what I did! Oh, I’m horrible! Wyna now hates me forever!’
“Muza you okay??”
”Eh? Yeah, sure… but… Meis doesn’t look like all right…”
Meis and Sodina were in a brawl and Sodina was winning. “You pervert! I can’t believe my brother entrusted you with his blacksmith skills! You nasty nasty person!!!”
”Aah~! This is nice!”
to be continued…