One day in Balamb Garden, Zell Dincht felt very hungry and his stash in the dorm was empty so he hurried to the cafeteria for food.
"I hope they have hot dogs." he uttered, rubbing his stomach.
It was then a wonderful aroma caught him. It yanked him by the nose and detoured him towards the courtyard.
Stopping outside, he saw the smoke coming from inside and the line of people at the door. "Wassup?!"
The librarian girl with the pigtail turned bright red. "Aa! Zell!! It's you... ano... it seems someone is having a barbeque in the courtyard. But I can't get in to see what's up..."
"Man, I want some barBQ... let's go!!"
He then grabbed her arm and dragged her through the crowd until they made it to the other side. It was then they saw Seifer and his posse over a big grill.
"Aa! Seifer, my buddy!! What you there?! Can I have some!!?"
Seifer just laughed, "Like hell I'll share with chicken boy like you! Ahahahah!"
"But we go way back to the orphanage. C'mon!! I'm hungry!!!"
The librarian girl with the pigtail peered into the grill. "What exactly are you cooking."
Raijin pointed out, "It's Seifer's own special recipe, y'know! We can't tell you, y'know! It's a big secret!!"
Fuujin swatted Zell's hand with a spatua. "BACK OFF."
"C'mon! Not even a taste?! You're driving me crazy with the great aroma and the sight of barbeque!!" Zell cried, watching Seifer and Raijin munch away, "Waaaai! I can't take it anymore!!!!"
The libririan girl with the pigtail then said, "If you don't let him try, I'll write up a detainment slip for all of your unpaid library bills and the 'disciplinary committee' will be dispanded!"
The three stared at her, pausing from their feast. They just stared for a moment, speakless at the plain-looking girl who had seemed harmless at first.
"EVIL..." Fuujin muttered, recalling all the unreturned books she had in her room about nuclear weapons and such.
"You're a meanie, y'know!" Raijin pouted, recalling all the unreturned books he had in his room about Puru-run and flower arrangements.
"You're being added to the list." Seifer replied, not mentioning the fairy tale books he had checked out about Sorceresses and Knights. It was a little embarrassing since he got it from the children's section
At last, they handed Zell and the librarian girl with the pigtail a platter of the barbeque. "Hey, what's your name anyway??"
"Oh... it's ...ano..."
"LET'S EAT!!!" Zell chimed instead, and started gobbling it up.
It was then that Squall walked over. "Hey, has anyone seen my chocobo??" He looked over at Seifer and then at the grill, "YOU BASTARD!!!"
As those two got into a gunblade fight, Zell started choking. "T-t-this was CHOCOBO?!"
Raijin noted, "It's Seifer's famous 'Balamb Fried Chocobo' recipe', y'know"
Fuujin nodded. "FINGER LICKING GOOD..."
"Aaaaaa!! Hell no!!"
FIN