Ladies and gentleman, my name is Laguna Loire and I will be your host this evening. Please make yourselves comfortable. Our discussion this time will be 'couples on FF8'. I have two guests with me this evening: the lovely Rinoa Heartilly & the cute and spunky Selphe Tilmit! Let's welcome them!

Hi Laguna! I'm really happy to be on your show!

Laguna-sama! I've always wanted to meet you!

I'm really flattered. Well, today I wanted to hear from you two the scoop on who likes who in Final Fantasy, if it's too much to ask.

Well, Rinoa-chan really likes Squall-kun. She's wearing his ring! I think they're engaged or something!

N-no, it's really not like that. I'm just wearing it because... because it looks nice.

Yeah right, just a year ago, you liked Seifer-san. Isn't that a bit too quickly to change your feelings? Hm???

...oh hush, you're the one who's been flirting with Irvine. (blech!)

NANI?! IRVIE?! NO WAY! YUCKY!!!! ...He likes Quistis-sensei anyhow.

Quistis? You mean the girl who likes my son... er, I mean, Squall?

Yeah, that's Quistis, but she gave up on Squall because of me. And she doesn't like Irvine. He's weird...

This Irvine guy... who does he like?

Irvie likes all girls. He's such a perv. His eyes wandering all over the place. HMP!

Ne, Selphe seems very upset. Almost as upset when Zell started going out with that girl from the library.

NANI!? I don't like that chicken boy either! Stop making things up, Rinoa-chan!!

I'm not making this up. Besides, I think you're cuter with Irvine anyway. You most definitely can have him.

AAARG!! STOP IT! IT'S SO EMBARRASSING!!

Maybe you should stop teasing her for a bit. It doesn't seem like she likes being put on the spotlight.

Oh? How about you, Laguna. Didn't you like my mother at one time? And she liked you back? I mean, she wrote a song all about you. Didn't you two meet at the Gabalian Hotel?

Er, that was a long time ago... I was just 17 years old. I didn't know any better... I was just a silly Gabalian soldier.

Yeah, and then you fell for that Raine lady. Ehehe, didn't you get married?

W-well, yes, but... do I really have to talk about it? It's a bit personal. ...I'm getting a leg cramp.

Laguna-sama, I heard somewhere that you also liked Ellone.

NANI!? N-no! She's much too young for me! She's like a daughter to me! Don't say such things!

Sure, that's what they all say. Laguna, it's been fun, but we have to get going.

Yeah, see you next time, Laguna-sama.

Yes, I hope our viewers have more suggestions for this page and more guests can appear on our show. Until next time. Oh... who is this...?

I wanna host next time, so visit again. Good night everyone!