Yo Squall! I'm hella happy to be on your show!
Hey, where are the ladies?
Hi, I'm the new host, Squall Leonhart. I took over for that guy, Laguna. He was a moron if you ask me. So I hope that you will like my show better. Today's topic are 'hobbies'. With me, I have the roudy martial artist, Zell Dincht, and the sweet-talking cowboy, Irvine Kinneas.
Yo Squall! I'm hella happy to be on your show!
Hey, where are the ladies?
Er, there aren't any on this segment.
Darn. What a bummer. Aren't you worried about your ratings?
Anyway, our viewers would like to get to know what kind of things you guys like to do on your spare time. Any good hobbies?
Well, I like to kick ass an' blast tunes on mah box. Oh, I like to hit mah bag an' clean mah kickz, then eat lotz of dogs till mah stomach hurtz.
.... Okay. How about you, Irvine.
Girls and Guns.
Is that all? Come on, you've got to be more creative than that. Our viewers are waiting.
Okay. Pretty girls and big guns.
Yo Irvie! That's it? Man, I get nervous around guns....
(Not just guns.)
Squall!! You dissin' me?! How can ya be so mean! Yo'da one askin' da question!
(Idiot.)
So like what are your hobbies, Mr. "I talk to myself a lot"??
(My hobbies?)
Yeah! I wanna know too! Wat does Squall do on hiz spare time? Oder dan hav conversationz in hiz head.
Let's see... I like roller-skating, knitting, kareoke table tennis, Jane Austin novels, baking cookies....
?!?!
What? You asked me right?
This is outrageous!! I can't believe you just said that... on live TV too!!
Yo! Seifer! Wat da hell are yo' doin' here?!
Just came to let you know I'm taking over! There's no way I'm letting this FRUITY run the show!!
Man oh man, is he pissed. Say, Squall, are you like going to do anything about it?
Whatever.
And the chicks dig him eh? *SIGH!
So stayed tuned for the new and improved 'Seifer Almasy Show', co-starring my posse! There won't be any losers or chickens allowed, so don't worry.
HEY!!!