Yo! I'm the host now, so you better do as I say... who am I?! I'm Almasy Seifer! You ought to know that by now - I run this place and you are my slaves! Got that?! This show is going to be better than everyone else's - we're not going to talk about something stupid like the others...
YEAH RIGHT
Huh?? I don't get it, y'know!
Oh by the way... also hosting with me, are my posse, Fuujin & Raijin.
HELLO
Hey boss - there's a doggie at your feet, y'know. It's cute, y'know.
BAKA
Would ya shut up about the mutt! I don't know where it came from but it keeps following me. It's pissing me off!!
It likes you, y'know. Let's call it 'Wan-wan-chan' - that's an awfully cute name for a dog, y'know.
I don't want a dog!!! It says so here in the disciplinary rules - NO PETS! I gotta get rid of it somehow...
ANIMAL CONTROL
NO! That's too mean, y'know! Let's keep him and make him our mascot. Ahaahah... oh, Seifer, he seems to be doing something now...
AAAARG!! It went bathroom on my shoe! STUPID DOG!! These are my favorites boots!! You #$%#^!!!
STINKS
He's just claiming his property, y'know. Dogs do this all the time. I saw it in a documentary on the Discovery Channel, y'know.
That's it! I don't want any mutts on my show! I know - I'll use my "Fire Cross" on it. Eheheheh!!!
CRUEL
No!! Don't hurt Wan-Wan-chan! It's just a cute dog, y'know!
Aahahhahaha!!! FIREEEE ---!!
What's going on here? Seifer, go to the Dean's office. You will be punished for your violent behavior towards animals.
Put Quistis-sensei on the "list"
I guess I'll have to take over the show. Until next time!
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