one hot day at the akebeko...
Sano: OI!! There's a some shit floatin' in my soup!! OI TAE!!!
Tae: hai hai! nan ya?? ... EEEEH!?
Sano: my point! what the hell is that?!
Kenshin: oro? its seems to be alive de gozaru.
Kaoru: Kyaa! That's gross!!
Yahiko: it's ... its growing!!!
The monster explodes from the soup bowl - growing to 10 feet, breaking out of the roof of the Akebeko.
Kaoru (grabbing onto kenshin): KENSHIIIN!! DO SOMETHING!!
Kenshin (swirly eyed): ororororo...
Yahiko: Shimatta, it's huge!
Tae: You're worried about its size?! It's wrecking my restaurant!!
Sano: i have no choice... (out of nowhere grabs his zanbatou) OI! YOU FUCKIN' DEMON - I'LL KILL YOU TO SAVE THIS TOWN!
Kenshin (eyes turning normal) kill...? did you say 'kill' de gozaru??
Kaoru: daijoubu, it's not human. it's pure evil!
Tae: then how did it end up in the soup??
Yahiko: your recipe…
Meanwhile, Sanosuke charges the beast, swinging his zanbatou. there's an intense battle, but sano wins - slashing the demon in half - the slayed pieces plopping down into the street in pools of blood.
Sano: yossha!!
Kenshin: blood... de ... go... za... ru...
Kaoru: KYAA?! KENSHIN!? WHAT'S WRONG!?
Kenshin: ore... ore wa...
Kaoru: KENSHIN! DAME!! DAMEEE!!!!
Sano: oi kenshin!? don't turn battousai on us!! YAMERO!!
Kenshin: ore... I'LL FUCKIN' KILL YOU ALL!!!
Kaoru&Tae: KYAAAA!!!!!!!
Sano&Yahiko: AAAAAAAAA!!!!
to be continued...