"Dumpweed"

performed by Blink*182 songfic by jill 7/23/1

"YAHIKOO!!" Kaoru exclaims, her voice shaking the entire dojo. The junior samurai just turns heel and ran from the scary-looking demon.

"Uwaaah!! Leave me alone, Busu!!"

"I AM NOT 'BUSU'!!" she snaps, as they go down the road, leaving a trail of smoke behind them.

(cue the music!)
Yahiko dodges people left and right, still feeling her somehow gaining on him:

It's understood,
i said it many ways.
to scared to run, i'm to scared to stay.

"Yahiko-kun!" Tsubame waves at him, obvious to his life-threatening situation. He merely tries to run past her, but she manages to get in his way, keeping him from getting distance from the blood-hungry busu behind him. "Ne, come inside for some lunch!"

"Gomen!!" he cries, pushing her out of the way to keep running.

"Kyaaa! Y-Yahiko-kun! How dare you!! Jerk!!"

i said i'd leave, but i could never leave her.
and if i did, you know i'd never cheat her.
but this i ask, it's what i want to know.
Yahiko looks back at the upset Tsubame who joins the chase. Sighing as the fragile girl trips, he thinks about their future:
how would you feel, if i should choose to go.
another guy, you think it'd be unlikely.
another, guy, you think he'd want to fight me.

Kaoru pauses to help Tsubame up then rages down the street. "OH YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT!!!"

"Waaaaaah!!" Yahiko cries, going for an alley. He then finds himself to be cornered, "Shit!"

Kaoru grins evilly as she approaches him. Everything after that becomes a blur...

She's a dove, she's a f--ken nightmare.
unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here.
on the go and it's way too late to play.
i need a girl that i can train.

Later, Yahiko's at the clinic, receiving treatment from the wounds Kaoru gave him. Megumi playfully teases him as he tries to squirm away.

"OHOHOHOHOHO! Kawai ne!"

i heard it once,
i'm sure i heard it twice.
my dad used to give me all of his advice.
he would say you got to turn your back and run now
come on son, you haven't got a chance now.

Yahiko finally breaks away and escapes. But Megumi pursues him, because his 'treatment' isn't finished yet. Screaming, he runs from her.

she's a dove, she's a f----n nightmare.
unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here.
on the go and it's way too late to play.
i need a girl that i can train.

"Yahiko!!" Kaoru exclaims, as she sees he up again, "You're supposed to be injured!! Come back here!!"

"Yahiko-kun!! How could you!!" Tsubame cries, pointing at the bandage on her head.

i need a girl that i can train.
i need a girl that i can train.
Yahiko keeps on running, but it isn't any use. And now Kenshin has joined forces with them. "OI! KENSHIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!"

"Oro... Kaoru-dono says... kedo..."

"BAKA YAROU!! WHO'S SIDE YOU'RE ON?!"

And so the chase continues into nightfall, Yahiko finalizing his thoughts about women, and poor rurounis who follow women...

turn your back and run now
you haven't got a chance now.

fin


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