Title: Endearments
Author: Michka and Maverick
Char: Jim/Blair
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: The Usual

"Mmmmmm, baby that was good."

"C'mere precious."

"I'm cold, love."

"I know, popsicle. Roll over here and I'll keep you warm."

"That's not a popsicle, you know."

"Candy cane?"

"Nuh-uh."

" . . .zucchini?"

"What?" *smack*

"Okay, okay, I'm sorry I called Little Blair a zucchini."

"His name isn't LITTLE anything."

"Big Blair?"

"I'll tell you if you tell me."

"What makes you think I have anything to tell?"

"Oh come on, every guy has a name for it."

"You sure you want to know?"

"Why, is it some perverse sicko name?"

"No . . .at least I don't think so."

"Okay what?"

"You first"

"NO, you first, I already called it."

*sigh* "This is to be kept CONFIDENTIAL."

"Don't worry, kitten."

(embarassed grin, whispers) "I like when you call me that."

(whispers) "I know."

*Loooooooooooooooooong Kiss*

"Now tell me."

". . . The Lone Ranger."

"The Lone Ranger?"

"Yes."

"Wow. That's pretty . . .I mean that says a lot about you."

"We're not gonna analyze it, are we pup?"

(brilliant smile) "And I like it when you call me that."

"I know."

*Eeeeeeeeeeven loooooooooooooonger kiss*

"Your turn."

"Well, I kinda have to explain mine."

"Why did I know there'd be a story with it?"

"Shut up. I'm not telling you now."

"Oh yes you ARE."

"I don't THINK so."

"Come on precious *kiss* angel *kiss* pup *kiss* teddybear *kiss* blue eyes *kiss*"

"Mmmmmm, don't stop, poppet."

"Tell *kiss* me."

"It's . . .My Staff."

"Your Staff? Makes sense, what's the story?"

"Well, I know that the staff is a phallic object, but originally, I thought of that because, whenever I'd have a problem that I couldn't solve, or couldn't come to terms with, I'd let My Staff handle it."

"What?"

"Well, you know, everything looks better after a nice long orgasm."

*laughs* "So you handled your Staff and your Staff handled your problems."

"Right. But that's all changed now, of course."

"Oh?"

"Uh-huh, 'cause now it's Jim's Staff."

"Ah. Well, I think he's in for a name change too."

"Is he?"

"Yeah, I think I can drop the Lone."

"I think so too. Goodnight Jim. Goodnight Ranger."

"Goodnight Blair. Goodnight Tonto."