Sex Calorie Counter
It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but unitl
recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure
of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietarrry
research they are proud to present the results.
REMOVING HER CLOTHING:
With her consent--------- 12 Calories
Without her consent ----- 187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands --------- 8 Calories
With one hand ----------- 12 Calories
With your teeth --------- 85 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection -------- 6 Calories
Without an erection ----- 315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris -- 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-spot ---- 92 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary -------------- 12 Calories
69 lying down ----------- 78 Calories
69 standing up ---------- 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow ------------- 216 Calories
Doggy Style ------------- 326 Calories
Italian Chandelier ------ 912 Calories
ORGASMIC:
Real -------------------- 112 Calories
False ------------------- 315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging ---- 18 Calories
Getting up immediately -- 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately -- 816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years old --------- 36 Calories
30-30 years ------------- 80 Calories
40-49 years ------------- 124 Calories
50-59 years ------------- 972 Calories
60-69 years ------------- 2916 Calories
70 and over ------------- Results are still pending
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly ------------------ 32 Calories
In a hurry -------------- 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door ---- 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door ----- 3521 Calories
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