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Evening Classes For Men
Subject: Evening Classes for Men at the Local Adult
Education Center. Sign up by May 25, 2002.
Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level
of their contents, each course will accept
a maximum of 8 participants each.
Topic 1 - How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step,
with slide presentation.
Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: Does it grow on the holder?
Round table discussion.
Topic 3 - Is it possible to urinate using the technique of
lifting the seat up and avoiding the floor/walls
and nearby bathtub? Group practice.
Topic 4 - Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper
and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they
levitate and fly into the kitchen sink?
Examples on video.
Topic 6 - Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your
significant other.
Helpline support and support groups.
Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking
in the right place instead of turning the house
upside down while screaming. Open forum.
Topic 8 - Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful
to your health.
Graphics and audio tape.
Topic 9 - Real men ask for directions when lost. Real life
testimonials.
Topic 10 - Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as
she parallel parks? Driving simulation.
Topic 11 - Learning to live: Basic differences between mother
and wife.
Online class and role playing.
Topic 12 - How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation,
exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
Topic 13 - How to fight cerebral atrophy: Remembering birthdays,
anniversaries, other important dates and calling
when you're going to be late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies
offered.
Upon completion of the course diplomas will be issued to the
survivors.
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