A degree.
Pay him for the pizza.
So they can park in the handicapped spaces.
A Husky walks into a store and tells the clerk he wants a pair of purple shoes, gold socks, purple pants, and a gold hat. The clers asks him if he is a U.W. fan. "Yes," says, how do you know? Was it the colors I picked?" The clerk answers, " Because this is a hardware store."
Students in unison: The appeal!
Husky Fan 1: The cheerleader.
They'll get the lightbulb two yards away from the socket, drop it, shatter it, and then blame it on the weather.
Walking out of the liquor store with a bottle inside.
To get to the other end of the U.W. campus.
Cheerios belong in a bowl.
You get four real quarters out of a dollar.
Put up a goal post
So they can drive with handcuffs on.
Yes, Your Honor; No Your Honor.
You can't. There's some things a pig's just not gonna do.
UW is playing at Oregon, which has a first down with three minutes left in the half. A UW fan sets off a firecracker, and Oregon, thinking it's the end of the half, runs off the field. Three plays later, UW punts.
Both got accepted to UW
Two huskies are sitting in a bar and all of the sudden start jumping up and down and giving each other high five's as they scream "55 DAYS, 55 DAYS!!" After this went on for some time the bartender became curious and asked the two huskies what they were so excited about. The two huskies finally calmed down and explained, "We finished this puzzle in 55 days!!" The bartender, still perplexed, replied, "Yeah,.. so?" To which the husky replied, "It says right on the box 2-3 years!"
Cats keep trying to bury them.
They both spend a lot of time on their backs.
The defendant.
“You have the right to remain silent....”
Alone.
A Cougar and a Husky were strolling down the street when the Coug said, "How sad - a dead bird." The Husky looked up and said, “Where, where?"
Four alumni were climbing a mountain one day. Each was from a different Northwest School, and each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally, as they reached the top, the OSU Beaver hurled himself off the mountain, shouting "This is for OSU!" as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be out done, the UO Duck threw himself off the mountain, proclaiming "This is for U of O!". Seeing this, the Cougar walked over and shouted "This is for WAZZU!", and threw the Husky off the side of the mountain.
A Cougar and a Husky get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither alumnus is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the Cougar sees the Husky's logo shirt and says, "So you're a Husky, I'm a Cougar. Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign that we should be friends, put our rivalries aside, and live in peace the rest of our days." The Husky replies, "I agree with you completely." The Cougar continues, "And look at this. Here's another sign. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Jack Daniels didn't break! Surely we should drink this and celebrate our good fortune." Then he hands the bottle to the Husky. The Husky agrees, takes a several big swigs and hands the bottle back to the Cougar Alum. The Coug takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the Husky. The Husky asks, "Aren't you having any?"The Coug replies, "No...I think I'll wait for the police."
A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house. The woman walked the man through the second floor of her home and told him what colors she wanted for each room. As they walked through the first room, the woman said, "I think I would like this room in a cream color." The contractor wrote on his clipboard, walked to the window, opened it and yelled out,"Green side up!" He then closed the window and continued following the woman to the next room. The woman looked confused, but proceeded with her tour. "In this room, I was thinking of an off blue." Again, the contractor wrote this down, went to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!" This baffled the woman, but she was hesitant to say anything. In the next room, the woman said she would like it painted in a light rose color. And once more, the contractor opened the window and yelled, "Green side up!" Struck with curiosity, the woman mustered up the nerve to ask, "Why do you keep yelling 'Green side up' out my window every time I tell you the color I would like the room?" The contractor replied, "Because I have a crew of Husky grads laying sod across the street."
