Reasons Guys Are Cool
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Guys can open all their own jars.
3. Guys can go to the bathroom without a support group.
4. Guys can kill their own food.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. Guys can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
7. Guys can quietly watch a game with their buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
8. Same work...more pay.
9. Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.
10. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, they just might become lifelong friends.
11. Guy's pals can be trusted never to trap them with. "So, notice anything different?"
12. Guys are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
13. Guys don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
14. Guys almost never have strap problems in public.
15. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
16. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
17. A guy's belly usually hides their big hips.
18. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
19. Guy's underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
20. Guys know stuff about tanks.
21. Car mechanics tell guys the truth.
22. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
23. If someone forgets to invite a guy to something, he or she can still be their friend.
24. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
25. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
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