More Men's Rules for Women

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1. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
2. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
3. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
4. Don't ever ask, "Do you think she's prettier than me?"
5. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot, and your dad's way past idiot.
6. Pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
7. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
8. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
9. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
10. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
11. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
12. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
13. Consider golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
14. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty, and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.

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