How to speak about Women and be politically correct...
1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.
2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
3. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
8. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
9. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
10. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
11. She is not a TWO-BIT SLAPPER - She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER.
How to speak about Men and be politically correct...
1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He does not PUT IT ABOUT - He prefers DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
6. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
7. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED
