It takes 2. 1 to change the bulb and 1 to explain how they did it every bit as well as any Ivy League school.
It takes 4. One to screw in the bulb, and 3 to figure out how to get high off the old one.
It takes 3. One to change the bulb and 2 to phone a friend at Cal Tech to get instructions.
It takes 5. 1 to change it, 2 to talk about how John McKay would have done it, and 2 to throw the old bulb at a Bruin.
It takes 7 and each one gets four semester hours of credit for it.
It takes 8. 1 to screw it in and the other 7 to discuss how much brighter it shines during basketball season.
It takes 100. 1 to change it, 49 to talk about how they do it better than Oregon State, and 50 to realize from a Marxist perspective that the working class bulb-changer was being exploited by the capitalist class.
It takes all 20,000. 1 to screw it in and 19,999 to insist that next year will finally be the year they have a good football team.
It takes 10. 1 to change it, 4 alumni to give him money and a new car so he can concentrate on his bulb changing technique and not worry about academics, 2 to mix the drinks, and 3 to find the perfect J.Crew outfit for the occasion.
It takes none. There is no electricity in Pullman.
