As long as their are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions.
Your mother brought you into this world, and she can take you out of it.
How many hardships you've been through does not dictate your maturity level. What dictates your maturity level is how you handle them.
There is no such thing as a stupid idea; just stupid people.
Stupid people always travel in packs
As you get older, eating sweets does not make your waist size bigger. Simply walking by a candy store now has the same effect.
Everything is downhill after Wednesday.
No matter how much you study for an exam, there will always be something you didn't know on the test.
No one ever died from eating their vegetables--that we know of.
Some of the best ideas come to us during sleepy time mode.
There are those who make things happen, others who watch things happen, and then there are those of us who wonder, what the hell just happened?
Some people are handed their lives on a silver platter, others are handed their lives in tupperwear, and then there are those who aren't handed anything at all that have to grab life for themselves.
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
A shrimp's heart is in its head.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
Horses can't vomit.
Neither can rats.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
