Written Works

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Index

• Monkeys
• Truths
• Quotes
• Owner's Manual
• You Know You're In College When...
• Calorie Counter(Adults Only!)
• Mensa Awards
• Life After 50
• Do You Have A.A.A.D.D?
• How To Impress...
• How To Identify Where A Driver Is From
• Huskies Suck, Goooo Cougs!
• Canada Warship
• Men vs. Women vs. the Short Story
• Alligator Shoes
• Pac-10 Comparison
• Excerpts From A Dog's and Cat's Diary
• Foreigner's Guide to Texas
• I Am A College Student
• Lightbulb Joke
• The Genie Joke
• Rejected Book Titles
• Your Dad's Rules For Your Boyfriend
• Sarcasm
• Terminology
• True Friendship
• New Words For 2002
• Evening Classes For Men
• Guide to Eastern Washington
• You Might Be In A Redneck Church If...
• You Could Be From the Northwest
• Husband Shopping Center
• Senior Manager Genie
• A Few Short Jokes
• Smart Wife
• World Records We Doubt You'll See
• Top 16 Fatal Things to Say to Your Pregnant Wife
• "Whatcha Got There?"
• Sex Laws From Around the World
• Men's Rules For Women
• More Men's Rules For Women
• Rita Rudner's 50 Facts About Men
• Reasons Guys Are Cool
• Honk If You Love Jesus
• Things You Will Never Hear A Woman Say
• If Men Ruled The World...
• Advice For The Ladies
• Kid Test
• Why Parents Have Grey Hair
• Some Handy Tips
• The Perks of Being Over 40
• "It's Dark In Here..."
• The Female Experience
• Guy Bashing Jokes
• High School vs. College
• The Top 20 Ways to Say "Your Fly Is Open"
• New Survivor Show
• Answering Machine At Mental Health Hospital
• Police Jokes
• Very Punny
• New Dog Breeds!
• The Man Code
• Here's Your Sign
• Arkansas State Residency Application
• It Was An Accident!
• Politically Correct
• Male Speach Patterns
• Travel Agent Stories
• You Know You're A Farmer If...
• How Sweet...
• It's Good to be Australian
• Analogies and Metaphors Found in High School Essays
• Chili Cookoff
• A Dave Barry Diatribe
• Advice From A Southerner
• Rainbow Bridge
• Exam Answers
• Seven Degrees of Blonde
• New Drugs For Women
• 40 Things Never Said By A Redneck
• Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic?
• The First, Second, and Third Child
• The Top 25 Country Songs
• The Rules of Life
• Jackass
• Ladies vs. Real Women

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