Michael Gore
Philberto® is the pen name of Michael Gore.
Dear Philberto:
Philberto: I am thinking about divorce right now. My husband, “Joe” has been gone on business for most of the year. He says he will ask his company if he can come home, but he likes staying away. I am now like a single mother, with 22.5 kids and a full-time job at Mc Donald’s, which pays $0.00002 per hour I need him to come home, but he provides most of my income. What should I do dear Philberto?
Kome home in Kansas.
Kome Home in Kansas: You should propose a divorce to him and that should make him rethink his job far away. If he is loyal to you, he will come home soon. -P
Philberto: My fat rare orange tailed zaboomafoo is sick and the doctor says I should put him to sleep because he is suffering too much. But he is the only friend I have. What should I do Philberto??
Zoboomafooless in Louisiana
Zoboomafooless in Louisiana: Do what your heart tells you to do. That will be the right choice.
