Cloning Problems
Start your day with a chuckle!
There was a professor, Dr. Jones, who thought pretty highly of himself so he
arranged to have himself cloned so he could do
twice as much good for the human race. He took a year to train the clone
then he began to arrange speaking tours for each of them but didn't tell
anyone that there were "two" of him.
During the first round of speeches, the clone developed the habit of using
foul, profane language. Dr. Jones heard about it and fearing his reputation
would be damaged, he called the clone home for debriefing.
The Jones clone said he understood and was sent out again while Dr. Jones
spoke in other places.
The same thing developed. The clone went right back to using foul, obscene
and profane language. Dr. Jones once again called his clone back to talk.
After the discussion, he once again sent the clone out while he, Dr. Jones,
went elsewhere.
There was no change in the clone's language. Finally, Dr. Jones thought,
"Enough is enough" and called the clone home and invited him to meet him at
a stadium.
Shortly after the game started, the real Dr. Jones went to the PA announcer
and asked if he would page "Dr. Jones" knowing the clone would respond. The
PA announcer beckoned "Dr. Jones" to the third level railing. . .
When the clone showed up, the real Dr. Jones pushed him over the rail, where
the clone fell to his death.
A policeman, who was at the game, immediately rushed to Dr. Jones and said,
"you are under arrest!"
Dr. Jones asked, "Why, what have I done?"
The officer responded: "You are under arrest for making an obscene clone
fall!"
"I am not ashamed of the gospel,
because it is the power of God
for the salvation of everyone who believes:
first for the Jew, then for the Gentile."
Romans 1:16 (NIV)
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