Important Recall Notice: Authorized by
the Creator
The Maker of all human beings is recalling ALL units manufactured, regardless of
make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and central component of the
heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve,
resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed, "Sub sequential Internal
Non-Morality", or more commonly known as S-I-N, the primary symptoms are loss of
moral judgment.
Other Symptoms of SIN Include: *Loss of direction *Foul vocal emissions *Amnesia of
origin *Lack of peace and joy *Selfish, or violent, behavior *Depression or confusion in
the mental component *Fearful *Idolatry *Incorrect use of maternal components
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable or at fault for this defect, is providing
factory authorized repair and service, free of charge, to correct this SIN defect.
The number to call for the recall station in your area is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN by pressing
R-E-P-E-N-T-A-N-C-E.
Next, download J-E-S-U-S into the heart.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, JESUS will replace it with:
*Love
*Joy
*Peace
*Patience
*Kindness *Goodness
*Faithfulness *Gentleness
*Self-control
Please see the operating manual, the HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the use of
these items.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without correction, voids the
manufacturer's warranty, exposing owner to dangers and problems too numerous to list and
will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
For free emergency service, call on J-E-S-U-S.
DANGER: The human units NOT receiving this recall action will have to be scrapped in
the furnace.
Authorized by: The Creator
From God's Word, the Bible: "But I say, walk by the Spirit, and you will not carry out the desire
of the flesh. For the flesh sets its desire against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the
flesh; for these are in opposition to one another, so that you may not do the things that
you please. But if you are led by the Spirit, you are not under the Law.
"Now the deeds of the flesh are evident,
which are: immorality, impurity, sensuality, idolatry, sorcery, enmities, strife,
jealousy, outbursts of anger, disputes, dissensions, factions, envying, drunkenness,
carousing, and things like these, of which I forewarn you just as I have forewarned you
that those who practice such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
"But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy,
peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, self-control; against such
things there is no law. Now those who belong to Christ Jesus have crucified the flesh with
its passions and desires. If we live by the Spirit, let us also walk by the Spirit."
Galatians 5:19-25
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