My Favorite Quotes

Women don't ant to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think in a deeper voice.

~Bill Cosby~

When I see a jogger smiling I'll try it.

~Joan Rivers~

When you finally accept that you're a complete dork, your life gets easier. No sense in trying to be cool.

~Reese Witherspoon~

Twinkle, twinkle, little bat!
How I wonder where you're at!
Up above the world you fly!
Like a teatray in the sky.

~Lewis Carroll~
Alice in Wonderland

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

~Albert Einstein~

Map out your future, but do it in pencil.

~Jon Bon Jovi~

Mary had a little lamb, and the doctor fainted.

~Anonymous~

We want what we want, when we want it. Even if we can't decide what that is.

~Anonymous~
(found it on a nail-polish ad in SELF magazine)

It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can let yourself back.

~Mick Jagger~

If your efforts are somtimes greeted with indifference, don't lose heart. The sun puts on a wonderful show at daybreak, yet most people in the auidence go on sleeping.

~Ada Teiceria~

You're only given a little spark of madness, you mustn't lose it

~Robin Williams~

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe. together

~Carl Zwanzig~
(closey followed by...When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape...)

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