Yeah! This happened here! You know Charlie? Well it happened to his cousin seven years ago!
I swear! The school is only trying to cover it up! According to him........
It was just any other day for Joey. Another day for the bullies to beat him into pulp. He hated the bathroom, they were always hanging outside it. Just waiting like vultures for the weaker kids who couldn't hold it in anymore and would have to use the toilet. They would pounce on them, beat them and then came the dreaded swirlie!
But, that wasn't what he really hated, he hated the basement bathroom. The upstairs one was closed for repairs. He knew it was there, in the basement. It watched from the last stall with snorting huffing sounds. The Monster.
It never threatened him or the other smaller kids. If anyone it never bothered any kid. It just made sounds and peeked over the stall as someone washed their hands. There was a rumor that it ate a girl three years ago. Everyone said it was the devil himself.
Some said it was just a monster of a wild imagination. No teacher would admit that it was down there. Nor would they volunteer to check. The Bullies claimed no such thing was down there either although they didn't dare go into the basement.
No one had yet to get a good look at it yet every little kid knows monsters do exist. Joey felt the urge to pee but, didn't want to venture into the basement. He was sent out the classroom to go "potty" he felt so humilated when Todd blurted it out and everyone was laughing at him.
He stood on the steps forcing himself to go down. He knew something was wrong because a shadow ran across the basement and the bathroom door flew open on it's own. He knew the bullies didn't like coming down here so it was only one thing the Monster.
Just three feet from the door he felt something sneaking behind him. He twisted around finding the hateful face staring back at him. They grabbed him laughing. The bullies started to punch him.
Derrick landed solid punches while, Jim was better at kicking, and Ted was only good at making jokes and following behind the other two. Well they had their fun.
"Swirlie time!" Shouted Ted.
From the moment the bathroom door was opened Joey knew something was wrong. As they got near the urinal he could hear the usual huffing and snorting sounds except this time louder. A new sound was heard though: growling. The bullies didn't hear it over the laughing.
Joey began to cry and shout warnings. He struggled when he saw the door wasn't closed as usual, instead the stall door was wide open. Below the stall's wall he could see clawed feet, the toes tapped as if it was waiting for prey to come into range.
"What is that!" Ted shouted. The other two quieted down.
They low rumbling was coming from the last stall. The tapping increased. Suddenly the bathroom door shut loudly. The boys looked at it. Letting go of Joey they found it locked. Joey huddled in a corner.
From the last stall came a red eyed monster sure as rain and ugly enough to be the devil himself. It's huge red eyes set in the small wrinkled head. Fangs jutted out it's jaws, it's nostrils flared as it snorted. Claws clicking softly as it stepped out the stall. Screaming the bullies pounded on the door.
"Wicked things that which children are!" It spoke as it neared them. It's useless looking wings flapped as it reached for them.
Jim bolted one way, Derrick the other way. Ted huddled next to Joey. Jim ran into the last stall trying to lock it, it was too late the monster had jammed a hand into the doorway. Forcing the door open it walked in, there was a horrible scream as something pounded about the stall. The last stall shook as blood flushed over the floor. Derrick was hammering at the door.
Blood flowing over his lower jaw it came out, toward Derrick in a slow pursuit.
"Don't hurt me!" He cried.
"You never listened to the children you hurt! Why should I listen to you!" The monster roared before his hand securely clasped onto Derrick's head. Dragging him to the last stall. From inside Ted and Joey heard Derrick Barnes pleading and screaming as he saw the last remains of James Spence. "Wicked things that which children are!"
Then came a crunching sound. After a few minutes the demon leapt to the ceiling and crawled into an airshaft. They could hear the useless wings beating and scraping the sides of the shaft.
"Be on your best behavior boys! Remember no one likes a Bully!" The demon spoke as it crawled away.
The principal found them later locked in the room with blood smeared around the last stall. He quickly told the boys they must have imagined the whole thing! The school tried to cover it up from the begining!
As the two boys a month later they saw the janitor mopping up a mess.
"Wasn't his little boy killed by bullies?" Joey asked Ted.
"I think I heard about it, it was three or four years ago."
The janitor looked at the boys. He smiled and waved to them. He shouted at Ted. The boys walked a little way over to hear him.
"Remember boy!" He shouted.
"Remember what?" Shouted Ted.
"Remember, no one likes a bully!" He put the mop aside. "Wicked things that which children are!" He made an odd snorting sound before he went back to cleaning up the spilled food.
This one is retold by me old JLB! I have heard this one many times! It is a really old urban legend! It dates back to the 1800's! It was told to discourage kids from being bad of course it wasn't a school orginally but the outhouse behind the cabin and the kids were siblings, one bad the other good. The monster was the devil himself in the first legend but, like all legends it was adapted along as the times changed it became a bad boy eaten at his bathroom in his parents house. Then it moved on to schools colleges and malls office buildings and so forth. A true Urban Legend of no end. And remember campers! No one likes a Bully! Wicked things that which are children!-JLB
This one has been featured in several horror movies.
Monsters in Bathrooms!
1: The Willies (Their version is exactly as the one I just related except the janitor is related to one of the storytellers and he cleans the school with the bullies blood. If your school looks extra squeaky clean beware of the janitor! )
2:Ghoulies 1 & 2: The Ghoulies series were funny as hell! (except 3, it was just a sorry excuse for gore and nudity. Sorry folks I'm not a gore buff! I like horror for the monsters.) Several scenes involved the Ghoulies coming out of toilets. Although the story is nothing like the legend the monster in the bathroom is there.
3: Stephen King wrote a short story called: Here there be Tygers! It is very similar to the above legend except no bullies or janitor, the monster is a man eating tiger.
4: The Relic, look for the scene were Kothoga (the relic) eats the pot smoking secruity guard in the bathroom.
5: Species (this movie sucked! ) The alien kills the competetion in the bathroom. I didn't like this movie because the alien was seen like for ten seconds in the last few scenes.
6: Jurassic Park, when Genaro becomes T-rex bait.
