The Duck Hunters
A guy in Michigan wins a new Grand Cherokee worth $30,000. To
celebrate he decides to go duck hunting with a friend.
Unfortunately all the lakes are frozen. Undaunted by the
climatic reality of Northern Michigan, these guys go to a
lake with their guns, a dog, beer and the new vehicle.
They drive out onto the lake ice and get ready. In order to
make a hole that is large enough to look like a place ducks
would want to fly down and land on, it's going to make some
effort. So out of the new car comes a dynamite stick wih a
short, 40 second fuse.
The guys go as far as they can, light the fuse, throw the
stick as far as they can and retreat. Remember the dog? The
dog, a highly trained black lab, takes off at high speed
onto the ice in order to retrieve the dynamite stick to his
owner. Despite the two idiots yelling, stomping and waving
arms, the dog comes speeding back to where it came from
with the stick of dynamite.
One of the guys thinks to grab a shotgun and starts
shooting at the dog, but misses. The dog takes off to find
cover, with the now really short fuse burning on the stick
of dynamite. Where does the dog go for cover? Under the
brand new Grand Cherokee.
BOOM!!
The dog dies and the car sinks to the bottom of the lake.
Later, the owner calls his insurance company which tells
him that sinking a vehicle in a lake and illegal use of
explosives is not covered.
The End.
Oh! And remember: It never pays to play fetch with Rover and TNT.-JLB
