Did you know that hamsters can't burp? It's true! Yeah! And did you know what happens when you give a hamster soda? No? Well Marvin gave soda to his hamster and it made a few farting sounds then it rolled around before it exploded! It threw open it's little mouth and out came all it's guts. The fizz inside the little guy's stomach forced it's organs outward.
The End.
I've heard this one several times and with several versions.
A) It's a bird
B) A turtle
C) A rat
D) A mouse
E) A rabbit
It is true that these animals can't burp but, the damn things won't explode! I have not tried nor have the intention to try it.-JLB
