50 Reasons Why Stan Is Better Than Kai

1. It works.
2. He's got a purdy hat.
3. His hair doesn't scare me.
4. He's captain of the Lexx.
5. He doesn't have to be frozen.
6. He's not dead.
7. He has wants.
8. He has needs.
9. He can get high.
10. He has a stomach.
11. He can eat.
12. He can live without protoblood.
13. His outfit has colours.
14. He's younger(by about 2000 years!).
15. He's funnier.
16. He had the co-ordinates to the Fractal Core in his tooth.
17. He has protein.
18. He can blow up planets.
19. Because Ringa said so.
20. He sleeps in a bed.
21. He was a Heretic.
22. He has emotions.
23. He's so silly!
24. He speaks without monotone.
25. He dances funnily.
26. He takes showers.
27. People come to life from his dreams.
28. Lyekka likes him better.
29. He's a Tweedle.
30. He got the Divine Predecessors to sing about him.
31. He can kick little kids' heads off.
32. He doesn't pop out of toilets.
33. He never tried to kill the entire crew.
34. He survived having a spider crawl out of his mouth.
35. He's got personality.
36. He's in an orchard.
37. He saved Zev and Kai from Mantrid.
38. Xev was made by someone who came out of his dream.
39. He can feel.
40. He doesn't have a BIG UGLY TATTOO MAP THING on his face. (Happy now, FrogSplash? ;) Heheheh...)
41. He controls the most powerful weapon of destruction in the two universes with his hand.
42. He's happy most of the time.
43. He won't shoot you if you wake him up wrong.
44. The doctors on Terminal saved him and tried to kill everyone else.
45. He doesn't have an evil, half-dressed clone.
46. When he killed tons of people, it was an accident.
47. His eyes don't turn yellow or black when he's mad.
48. He has a last name.
49. He puts up with 790.
50. He's on a first name basis with the Lexx.

Me and my Stan shrine!

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