These are my Lexx rules in conjunction to the list that the Supreme Beans have about stuff that will never happen on Lexx. I've also seen a few other peoples' lists, so I decided to make my own. And I know my first rule agrees with their tenth one, but they themselves broke that one, so I'm allowed to borrow it! Plus, it's the best one! These are MY rules, and they rock!-

1. Stanley shall NEVER lose his hat, unless he gives it to Ringa. But even then she'd give it back b/c he looks funny w/o it.
2. Kai shall never again shoot Stanley in the heart with his arm thingy, b/c that doesn't feel too good.
3. Anytime Xev wants to go check out a planet, Stanley shall GO HIDE b/c it can never be good news.
4. 790 shall never insult Stanley again b/c Stanley has the key and he's the man in charge; 790's just a heap of metal.
5. Anytime a girl breaks Stanley's heart, Kai shall immediately kill them.
6. 790 shall never again have a body. Bad things happen when he's more than just a head.
7. Kai's hair shall never be messed with.
8. We shall never again speak of Feppo, Smoor, Gigerotta, 791, Brizon, Dr. Kazaan, Bog, Wist, Norb, etc.
9. The Lexx shall never run out of moth breeders.
10. From now on, all bad guys will try to kill Kai or Xev instead of Stan, because he's had enough torment.

The Rules of The Supreme Beans

(These rules belong to the Beans and the Beans alone!!!)

1. There shall be no rubber-faced aliens.
2. All creatures possess a sense of humour.
3. There is no Prime Directive.
4. There are no life-forms more intelligent than humans, unless and until such a life-form does the requisite script writing.
5. All planets worth landing all have human (or reasonably close) life-forms.
6. All humans (or reasonable facsimilies) speak the same language.
7. Humans must physically travel to other locations. There shall be no time travel because it has been done before, and done before, and done before, and done before...
8. Technology will rarely work as advertised.
9. No one shall ever defeat an enemy because they are good shots and the enemy are bad shots.
10. Stanley Tweedle shall never lose his hat.

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