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November 2001 In our last episode of Bob Weekly, Joe and Ni were busy "forgiving" each other, Zab was insulting the D&D people, and Stevette had wrapped her tentacles around Bob. This is all very exciting, but the author has decided to let it go for another month, and dedicate this episode to the Jason sub-plot and build suspense. The night was dark. Jason's black cloak streamed behind him as he stood on the roof. He squinted. The sun was bright. Nothing ever seems to work my way. If I was the villain to a REAL hero, I would be skulking along the roof-tops, getting chicks and blending in with the shadows of the night. But NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I have to wait for Moomu to finish doing his chores before I can talk to him. All the REAL villians have cool sidekicks that provide comic relief, and are fairly intelligent, but not TOO intelligent. It would never do to have a sidekick that could plot ways to take power from you. Maybe there will be a chick to 'reform' me of my evil ways. That would be sweet. Unless it was Zab. Ooh. That would suck. Man, I hope Bob is they type that would walk into several easily escapable traps. It's entertaining to watch. Talk about cruel and unusual punishment, my legs are starting to hurt, and I think I'm going blind from the sun shining in my eyes. Hurry up Moomu! I want somebody blank, stupid, and spineless to be my sidekick. And let's face it, that's you to a tee. Now if I can just think of a way to avenge myself against Bob in a cruel and entertaining manner.... As Jason thought about ways to get vengence, on the other side of town, in a dark and gloomy victiorian house, evil laughter erupted from the building. "HAHAHAHA!!! Soon, Soon my plan for world domination will be complete! In just a few more days... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Will Moomu become Jason's new sidekick? Who is the mysterious person cackling about world domination? WIll the author get back to writing about the main character? There is only one way to find out... In next month's Bob Weekly!
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