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October 2001
In our last episode
of Bob Weekly, Zab and Bob headed off together towards the
Ping-Pong Halle. Little did they know that a mysterious figure
dressed in black was following them...
Man! How can I be
the villain if I don't have a stupid sidekick? Grrr... They never
have this problem in movies. Jason thought from his perch on
the roof. I need somebody spineless enough to do anything I
ask them to... A slow smile spread across his face. He knew
the perfect sidekick.
Meanwhile...At the
Ping-Pong Halle, Ni had forgiven Joe for being .0007 seconds
late, and they were busy "kissing and making-out
up." The D&D-ers were sitting at another table, making
dirty comments and rolling dice to determine savings throws. It
was, all in all, a pretty average day. Then, Bob walked in. A
hushed silence fell over the crowd. Well... not really. Joe and
Ni were still forgiving each other, and the D&D-ers were too
busy discussing harmonics to care. Zab breezed in, strolling
casually to the D&D table.
"Hey guys. What's up?" Zab asked. Well...that's what
she MEANT to say. In reality, she said "You guys suck. Don't
you have anything better to do?"
As Zab got confused and flustered, Bob walked around. He was
standing there when a very short, very busty woman walked into
the room. Her single/vulnerable/abusive guy radar was on, and it
focused on Bob.
"Hello," the woman said, walking up to Bob, her arms
going around his neck, "My name is Stevette." She sat
down in his lap, much to his dismay. All would have been lost for
Bob, but Carl chose that moment to enter the Ping-Pong Halle.
"Bob! I have found the perfect job! I am going to become a
psychotherapist and remove the bourgeois brain-washing from the
public!" As Carl babbled on, Bob looked at Stevette.
Does she like me? I mean, how can she, I've never seen her
before. She's really pretty. Maybe she does like me. I am the
hero. She's nice. Maybe I should get to know her better.
With that, Bob left Carl and went off to get to know Stevette
better.
Who is Jason's
sidekick going to be? How can Joe and Ni do that in public
without shame? What is up with those D&D guys? Why can't Zab
say what she means to the D&D-ers? What caused Carl to become
a psychotherapist? Why has Stevette locked her tentacles into
Bob? What will Bob do? Is he right about Stevette? Only one way
to find out... in next month's Bob Weekly!
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