Konnichiwa minna-sama!
Red: ChiChi
“Gohan? Hi! Um, we’re having dinner tonight and we’re hoping you could join us… oh, alright… can I talk to her?”
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooo! I’m Cam
and I’m Mellie!
Loo de do, this is our fanfic, ChiChi vs. Videl. Huzzah!
The villagers rejoiced! Huzzah!
You may wonder if we were actually fighting while we wrote this. If you did then you’re STUPID!
Me and Cammie NEVER fight!
Huzzah! This started when we were playing Outburst on Missa’s computer and used ChiChi and Videl as our names.
We tied the first game, she won the second, and I won the third. So we had_no_idea who was better!
So we got an idea for a… fanfic (dun dun duuuuuun).
This is actually the first fanfic I_ever_finished!
::claps:: I’ve done a few… I’m the old fanfic lady. Come to my house and pet my cats!
Pat the kitty!
Wooooooooo! You may notice that sometimes we have loooong running sentences and sometimes they’re really short.
I usually write the short ones!
We did that cause one of us would write in a class, then give it to the other for the next class. The short bits are when we wrote it together.
That is supposed to make sense. If it doesn’t it says- We’re not in_any_classes together:-(, so the long bits are when we were apart. The short bits are when we were together and could go back and forth. There, better Cammie?
YES!! Ok, we’ve gotten pretty far in the introduction so we should introduce ourselves. I was ChiChi, and I use_was_cause we’re writing this after we wrote the fic.
Yes, that’s pretty important to say. Obviously, I was Videl.
Well,_obviously_.
Quiet Cammie!
::sticks out tongue:: Bleh! OK, we're pretty much done with the introduction now, so I'll just say that if you have any comments you can send them to me (chichi156@yahoo.com) or Missa (ladyshinigami156@yahoo.com). Unless your comment is bad. In that case, we have just one thing to say to you:
Well pro-friggin'-digious!
Black: Videl
Underlined: someone else talking
“Hello ChiChi.”
“Hi sweetie. Listen, I’d like to have dinner with Gohan tonight, but he said you two had a night out arranged. I was wondering if you could, uh… move it to another night.”
“Um, well, ::looks to Gohan who just shrugs his shoulders:: I know you haven’t seen her in a while, but… Okay, I guess. Alright ChiChi.”
“Ok! Thank you so much.”
~That Night~
::Is wandering around the kitchen, fixing food when the doorbell rings, goes to answer it, Videl and Gohan are at the door::
Gohan: “Hey mom!”
“Hi ChiChi.”
“Oh… hello Gohan… and Videl… um… sit down and wait for dinner to be done… I’ll have to make more than I thought.”
::thinking that maybe she isn’t supposed to be there::
::goes into the kitchen, thinking: why is she here? I wanted this to be just my family:: ::Gokou comes in from outside::
Gokou: “Hi everyone! Oh! Hi Videl! ChiChi told me that just Gohan was coming. It’s good to see you though, Videl”.
::weakly smiles:: ::Gohan sighs at his father’s stupidity::
“Maybe I should go. I must have some work I could do at home.”
Gohan: “It’s okay Videl. I’m sure my mom won’t mind if you stay.”
::smiles, and thinks that tonight is going to be interesting::
::overhears the conversation in the other room:: ::whispering to herself:: Suuuure… ChiChi never minds cooking more. She can just stay in the kitchen while everyone else has a good time….
::feeling kinda bad for ChiChi:: “I’ll go see if she needs any help.”
::turns around as Videl comes in:: “Oh, hi. Do you need something?”
“I just wanted to see if you needed any help.”
“Oh! ::looks surprised:: no, I’m fine.”
“’Ya sure?”
“Yeah, I’m sure, you go sit with Gohan.”
“Ummm… okay.” ::walks back to where Gohan and Gokou are sitting::
::shrugs as she continues to cook:: “I guess she’s better than having Yajiobe over.” ::sighs:: “It’s gonna be a long night.”
::sigh:: ::thinking:: I wish Gokou would stop talking about how hungry he is. I kinda don’t care. Maybe I should go and see if ChiChi needs any help again… nah. She’ll probably just tell me to sit here again. Oh well, dinner’s gonna be ready soon. I guess I can put up with it for a few more minutes.
::puts the last touches on the food:: “Supper’s ready!”
Gokou: “Great!” ::jumps up and goes to the kitchen. :: ::gets up and follows Gohan to the kitchen::
Gohan: “So mom, what’d you make?”
::looks up and smiles:: “Well... turkey, chicken, beef, mashed potatoes, green beans, corn, eggrolls, rice, dumplings, rolls, cornbread, rye bread, and for desert, angel food cake, chocolate cake, brownies, cherry pie, pumpkin pie and ice cream.”
Gokou: “Sounds great! Are you tired tonight?”
“Why?”
“‘Cause you usually make more.” ::the floor shakes as everyone, except Gokou, facefaults::
Gokou, I’m not tired, I just think you need to go on a diet.” ::the room is quiet for a moment, the everyone laughs::
font color=black>::everyone sits down:: “Where’s Goten?”
“He’s over at Capsule Corp with Trunks.”
“Is he gonna come to dinner tonight?”
“Probably not.”
::looks over to Gokou who is disgustingly stuffing his face with food:: ::thinking:: I’m glad Gohan doesn’t eat like that… ::looks at Gohan:: …too much.
“How come you don’t eat that much of_my_food, Gohan?” ::Gohan looks us with a blank look on his face and tries to think of the right the to say::
::glances between Gohan and Videl:: ahem… “Maybe he just has better manners at your house…” ::smiles weakly::
“I guess.” ::Gohan breathes a sigh of relief and smiles at his mom::
::smiles back at Gohan:: ::turns to Videl, the only one not shoving their face with food:: “So… is anything interesting going on at the uh… other Son house?”
Gohan: “Nothing really.” ::looks at Videl:: “Nope, not anything.”
::raises eyebrows:: “Um… ok. Ah… are you going to Bulma’s bar-b-que next week?”
“I guess. I’m not one to eat much bar-b-que, though.”
“Oh… so you don’t like Bulma’s cooking?”
“Not that, I just don’t like bar-b-que that much.”
“Oh. Alright. It’s just that Bulma spends a lot of time on her bar-b-ques.”
“I know. That’s why I still go.”
“Ok. ::smiles:: My bar-b-que’s better anyway. Have you ever cooked it?”
::notices the tone in ChiChi’s voice that makes it sound like ChiChi is insulting her cooking:: “Well not really. As I said before, I don’t really like it, so why would I ever bother making it?”
“Well, maybe_Gohan_would like it if you made it…”
“Are you implying that I don’t take care of Gohan?”
“Well, maybe I just took better care of him.”
::stands up:: “Well, you’re his mother! I’m his wife! I take care of him now!” ::Gokou finally looks up from his plate to watch the fight unfolding and Gohan just stares::
::stands up too:: “Well he is my_son_and I will_always_take care of him…::ahem:: romances can break up.”
::looks surprised::
Gohan: ::also looks surprised:: “Mom! You’re embarrasing me in front of my girlfriend! Err… wife!”
“GOHAN!”
::eyes widen:: “WHAT? TRAMP!”
“What!? I am_NOT_ a tramp! And you, Gohan, What was that!?”
Gokou: ::looks at Gohan:: “Boy, you messed up, calling your wife your girlfriend!”
Gohan:”I didn’t mean to! Oh boy…”
"So… was there some_other_reason besides love that you were married?" ::glances at her stomach::
“What?!… What?! How did you know!?”
::eyes get really, REALLY big:: “Wha-What?”
Gokou: ::eyes get really big too:: “Really? Congratulations!”
“Gokou!”
Gohan: “WAH! VIDEL! They didn’t know yet!”
“Cripes!”
“So… so, you…” ::glares at Gohan::
::Gohan waves arms:: “No! No! It was… after we got married!”
“Yes! We just found out yesterday!”
“Oh…” ::Gokou starts coughing and waving his arms about madly:: “Gokou? Gokou! Hey!” ::runs over to him:: “Oh my… he’s choking!”
“He’s probably choking because of all your yelling… and… and… your… bad food!”
::gasps:: “You!” ::whacks Gokou on the back repeatedly while yelling:: “He’s not choking because of_my_delicious food (which you ate more than happily) it’s because you said you were… you know… so loudly and abruptly that he choked on my_wonderful_food!”
“He started choking_long_after I said that! He must’ve choked on a bone in your dry chicken!”
“My chicken is_not_dry! And dear Gokou ::pats Gokou, who has coughed up a chicken bone:: doesn’t always, uh… understand everything he hears right away. And anyway, he’s been eating my food for 25 years and has never choked before!”
“I’m surprised he’s not_dead_after eating your food for that long!” ::Gohan sighs and puts his head in his hands::
Gokou: “Actually, I’ve died a couple times…”
::sweatdrops:: “Gokou… And excuse me_Videl_, but I think I just_might_cook a_little_better than you.”
“And just_how_can you prove that?”
::turns to Gohan:: “What do_you_think?”
Gohan: “Uh… Uh… ummm…”
::puts hands on hips:: “Fine. Gohan, if you prefer that… that woman over me, that’s just fine.” ::takes Gohan and Gokou’s plates:: “_She_can cook your meals from now on.”
Gohan: “But… But… Mom… I never said…” ::drops head on the table::
Gokou: “Nooooooo! ::whining:: ChiChi, why’d you do that? I’m still hungry.” ::having the feeling that she might be winning this::
“Geeze, ChiChi. Don’t you think you’re overreacting just a bit? I mean, you didn’t even let Gohan answer.” ::smiles at Gohan and spitefully smiles at ChiChi::
“Well, since you_obviously_cook_so_ much better than I do, I thought that they deserve to be served your superior food.”
“Well, there were…_grey hairs_in the food! I guess because you’re so_old_!”
“Grrrrrr… I AM NOT_OLD_! You-you-you SLUT!”
“Oh, good comeback. Everybody knows I’m not a slut. Right Gohan?”
Gohan: “…”
“Well aparently, it was a fine comeback, especially for an old woman.”
::Goten walks in:: “Too bad Goten isn’t as cute as Gohan!”
::looks mad for a minute, then looks casual and shrugs:: “Yeah, it really is too bad. Welcome back, Goten.
Goten: “What? What are you talking about?” ::looks at Videl and laughs::
::Videl smiles::
