Hello. Macavity here. I know I'm not supposed to say this because I'm male, but... *cries* I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE I AM!!
*runs up* Did I miss anything? Insults? Announcements? Macavity crying like a baby?
*wipes eyes* No.
*stares at him a minute, then jumps in front of computer screen* Hi, everybody! Welcome to the new layout to my WONDERFUL Cats site!
Oh, that's what it is? I thought someone ran over your bedspread. *snicker*
Are you sure? I could've sworn it was your hair.
HEY!
Again, welcome to the new layout to my site.
*grumbling in the background*
I hope you enjoy it! There's enough here to suit everybody.
Not me. *grumble grumble*
And there's also plenty of piñata bats to whack Macky with.
WHAT?!?!
>^.^<
Alright, that's it! I've had enough of your abuse! I'm not taking it any more! I'm going back to my website where it's partially safe.
*innocent* You're not? ...Are you sure?
Yes!
Ok, then I have something to show you.
*glare* What's that?
*beckons him to look at the computer screen*
*looks*
*WHACK!*
AAAHH!!
*WHACK!*...*WHACKWHACKWHACK*
AAAAHH!! AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! *tries to run away from all the piñata-bat-whacking*
*traps him in a headlock* You're staying with me, whether we like it or not!
*cries like a baby*
Oo, this is the first time you've ever cried, Macky!
No it's not. I cry from the terror of you in my sleep.
Aaaawwwwww. *pets him* ...That's good to know.
*whimper*