You know you're obsessed when...

1.) Right when you came to this page you were totaly mezmerized by the boarder.
2.) HEY! STOP LOOKING AT THE BOARDER!
3.) You dress up your old Barbie dolls as the characters and put on the play for the children in your neighborhood, whether their parents will let them go near you or not.
4.) Whenever there's a crash of thunder and/or a flash or lightning you cry, "Macavity!"
5.) ...Even though you're not the least bit scared of him, it's just a force of habbit.
6.) If you wake up from a bad dream you sing in your head, "I have to find Old Deuteronomy."
7.) You even get up from your bed to look for him.
8.) Instead of asking for a new CD player this Christmas you ask for a new scratching post.
9.) You're huge fans of Rossini and Strauss, even if you've never heard any of their songs. (Let's not forget Handel!)
10.) You expect every single guy in a tux and shiny black shoes to dance like Mistoffelees. (Haha. True story there. I was at my friend's sister's wedding and I noticed the groom was wearing shiny black shoes and a tux. Then later I asked my friend if he could dance. Unfortunately, I only noticed the shiny balck shoes because of this number on the obsess list, not because of Misto.)
11.) In a perfect world, everyone has a tail.
12.) Just by coincidence you happen to be going for a walk on Trick-or-treat Night. Someone says to you, "Hey, nice costume!" "Costume?" you think. "What costume?"
13.) You know the make-up on each characters' faces so well you can paint them on your fingernails. (Don't ask how.)
14.) You force your boyfriend/or any male family member to wear white spats for special occasions.
15.) If they won't wear the white spats, you will!
16.) You get a detention for dancing in gym class. (Hey, it's exercise! Don't worry, it hasn't happened to me...yet. Hehe!)
17.) Whenever you see a pub you think, "Hey, let's go to the back and see if Gus is there!"
18.) Your little brother/sister is having a birthday party. You ask the hired magician, "Can you produce seven kittens right out of a hat?" (True story there, too! Well...not really. I heard that there was a magician every Kids' Night at Skyline Chilli, and right away I thought, "I wanna go and see if they can produce seven kittens right out of a hat!")
19.) You have the magician fired on the spot if he/she can't.
20.) You tell the guy at school who gets all the girls, "You're nothing compared to Rum Tum Tugger."
21.) Whenever you sneeze you think of Rumpleteazer.
22.) You even sneeze like Rumpleteazer.
23.) If someone walks by wearing all white you automatically think of Victoria.
24.) If someone walk by wearing all black you automatically think of Mistoffelees.
25.) If someone walks by wearing all red you automatically think of Bombalurina or Macaivty.
26.) You have a pretty good guess at what each character's third names are.
27.) You have the sudden urge to wear pearls or an undershirt and steal your family's food from the oven.
28.) Whenever you hear organ music you put your right paw in front of your left and...
29.) You always spell the word 'cats' or 'cat' with a capital C.
30.) You've totally transformed your basement into your own miniature Junkyard. (I have!...or maybe it was just born that way.)
31.) You even hold Balls there once in a while.
32.)You take a gymnastics class just so you can be like Mungogerrie and Rumpleteazer.
33.) You take a ballet class just so you can be like Victoria.
34.) You take a Scottish dancing class just so you can be like Quaxo and Skimble.
35.) You take jazz class just so you have an excuse to wear the shoes. (I joined jazz class! Not just because I wanted to wear the shoes, though, hehe.)
36.) You take a tap class just so you can be like---guess who---Jennyanydots!
37.) You get really mad if someone says Jacob Brent isn't cute. (Let's not forget Jason Gardiner and John Partridge!)
38.) No, I mean really mad.
39.) You have the sudden urge to sleep curled up on your bed.
40.) Forget your bed, you'd rather sleep in a large basket.
41.) You don't use a blanket to keep you warm because you have your "fur."
42.) You go through this every morning: "Let's see, which outfit shall I wear today? Jemima's, Ecetera's, Electra's...?"
43.) You worry when there isn't a Jellicle Moon in the constelations.
44.) You're terribly upset when the word "Jellicle" isn't in the dictionary. (I've looked! It's not there! Oh, the humanity!)
45.) Whenever you're at a sleepover you teach everyone the Dance of the Jellicle Ball at midnight.
46.) After that you force them to teach it to their other friends.
47.) You get really ticked when someone asks if Macavity has a cavity. (*sigh* True, true.)
48.) You have cats (the animal) pictures all around your room and give them names like Rumpleteazer, Etcetera, Bombalurina, etc... (True! Very true!)
49.) You have pretty much the whole cast hanging on your walls (someday, i hope).
50.) You wonder if Gumbie Cat is Garfield's wife. (Now, that's a scary thought!)
51.) You wonder if Garfield is really Gumbie Cat in disguise. (Now, that's really a scary thought! Ack! Or maybe it's the other way around!)
52.) You get out of school by faking a hairball.
53.) You're so good at it your mom actually believes you.
54.) You ask your electromaniac brother to make a flying tire for you.
55.)You could swear the monster under your bed is Macavity.
56.) ...And Rumpscat lives in your basement.
57.) The names for your future kids: Demeter, Alonzo, Electra, Plato, etc... (I chose more common names on purpose. I mean, could you ever imagine naming your kid Coricopat? Oh. Right. This is an obsess list. How silly of me.)
58.) Licking yourself is called taking a bath.
59.) And you (as cats do) lick yourelf in public, not caring if anyone sees you.
60.) On Christmas Eve instead of expecting Santa Clause to come down the chimney you expect Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer with bags of stolen toys.
61.) Whenever you see a crow you think of Macavity's henchcats. (They look like crows, I'm serious! Big, hairy crows. Actually, they're rats, but who cares.) Either that or you suddenly get very hungry.
62.) For school you plan to do a biography on T. S. Elliot but end up performing the entire Cats play for the class.
63.) Make that the entire school.
64.) Your teacher gives you an A for good singing and dancing.
65.) Make that an A+. =)
66.) For your first day at dance class you show up wearing a unitard, legwarmers, and armwarmers.
67.) They suspend you for not wearing the proper clothing every class, (yeah, like that would actually happen) and you come back and threten to sic your pet Macavity on them. (That's how I got me pet Macavity! No, no, I didn't sic him on my dance teacher. That would be a funny thought, though.)
68.) When they don't give in you threaten to torture them with Cats music.
70.) Then they give in.
71.) You have trouble deciding which Cat you're going to be for Halloween.
72.) You decide to be all of them at the same time. (Oy! Can you say multipule personalities?)
73.) When going on a long trip you keep yourself busy in the car by singing the entire Cats play.
74) Whenever you take a bath/shower you always remember to wash behind your ears and dry between your toes
75.) While you're in there you try to wash your invisible tail, too.
76.) You see some people dancing to Britney Spears and you wonder if you should teach them the Macavity song. (True story! I didn't teach them the Macavity song, though. I'm too shy...believe it or not.)
77.) Whenever you hear someone with a Scottish accent you think of Skimbleshanks (or Jo Gibb! Hehe).
78.) Whenever you play golf you think of Bustopher Jones.
79.) You even play with a giant spoon.
80.) You get really excited when you see a little boy on a junglegym wearing a Cats T-shirt. (Everything that has to do with this is a true story!)
81.) You consider stealing his shirt for yourself. (*starts humming the Mungo & 'Teazer song*)
82.) You decide not to because you don't want him to end up hating Cats.
83.) You watch him closely to see if he does any moves from Cats.
84.) You see that he is because he's 'balancing on bars'!
85.) You have every piece of Cats merchandise and you still want more. (Now that's OBSESSED!)
86.) You walk around your house with all the lights out to test if you really can see in the dark. (*THUMP* OW! Alright, Mac, you can turn the lights on again....Mac...? Where are y---*BONK* OW!)
87.) You end all your e-mails with 'Toddle pip!'
88.) You go up the stairs on all fours.
89.) Heck, you go around the whole house on all fours!
90.) Whenever you look at the moon you start to sing, "Daylight, see the dew on a sunflower..."
91.) At the mention of it you're singing it right now.
92.) Whenever you see a sunflower you think of Jemima.
93.) Pollicles seem to like you less and less each day.
94.) You get a detention for not singing the right songs in chior at school (that---miraculously---hasn't happened yet).
95.) You wonder why a cat would ever need to know what a ratio is. (Wait a minute...what's a ratio again?)
96.) You hiss at your teacher whenever he/she assigns a big homework assignment. (Hehe. Ooooh, I'd just luv to do that.)
97.) You hiss at him/her when they assign any homework. (I'd luv to do that, too!)
98.) You throw a fit when Old Deuteronomy isn't anywhere in your history book. (Or Growltiger!)
99.) Whenever you see a gymnist you smile and think of Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer (or Pouncival and Tumblebrutus with all those flips and sumersaults they do).
100.) You have the sudden urge to rub your head against things. (That's happened to me! Twice! Man, and were they strong urges!)
101.) You see the name John Paul and think, "John Partridge?" (True story.)
102.) You see the word 'tumtables' and think, "Tumblebrutus?" (True story, too.)
103.) You see a poster that's really far away that starts with "Between June" and you think "Bustopher Jones?!" (Yet another true story.)
104.) For math class you have to make a word problem and it goes something like this: "If Jacob practices dance an hour every weekday in his Cats costume, half an hour every weekday without his costume, and two hours every weekend without his costume, how many hours will he have practiced in a month?" or: "If Macavity has 7 henchcats and he gets mad at 4, how many of his henchcats don't have black eyes?"
105.) When you ask for something and the person says, "What's the magic word?" you reply, "Presto!"
106.) Every time you think you're going to faint you feel like Jennyanydots.
107.) You even refuse to faint unless you have a flower to fan yourself with.
108.) Whenever you hear the Old Deuteronomy song you lounge about on the floor.
109.) Your favorite book of the Bible---despite the fact that you've never read it in your life---is Deuteronomy.
110.) Every time you take off really tight pants you feel like Skimbleshanks.
111.) You even take your pants off like him. (Ew! Hehe.)
112.) Before you go to sleep you always have to wave to Old Deuteronomy.
113.) The word 'spit' is no longer in your vocabulary, but is replaced by 'Munkustrap.' "You Munkustrapped on me!" "Sorry. Been watching Cats too much." (I actually do replace the word 'spit' with 'Munkustrap.' Read about its lovely adventures in: Munkustrap Moments)
114.) Instead of running into a movie theatre and yelling 'Fire!' your idea of a prank is running into a movie theatre and yelling 'Growltiger's on the loose!'
115.) Whenever someone mentions jelly the food, you automatically think of jelly as in Jellylorum.
116.) Speaking of jelly, peanut butter and jelly reminds you of Asparagus and Jellylorum. (Doesn't it? Doesn't it?)