Hello. Macavity here. I have no idea where Yvelle is, so I will be your guide for this site.
NOOOOOOOO!!! *comes rushing up* Never! It's my site!
Well, where were you?
I was in the litterbox. *turns to audience* Welcome! I shall be your guide to this site.
Um, Yvelle?
Not now, I'm talking. I know, you maybe thinking that it's a little dumb to be starting a Cats site this late, but---
You have some toilet paper stuck next to your butt.
What?! *looks behid her* That's not toilet paper. That's my tail!
No wonder why it has a black tip.
I think you need some glasses, Macky.
I can see perfectly fine. *thump*
*giggles*
Someday I'm gonna take this glass door and beat you with it.
How do you know it's glass? For all you know it could be a door with a stage painted on it.
Riiiiiiiight. *to audience* You see what I have to put up with every day?
Face it, Macky. We're beeeeeeeest friends.
Get away.
C'mon, give us a hug.
You're scaring me!
Kissy, kissy!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!! *runs into doghouse*
Wow, I gotta do that again when I really want him in the doghouse.
There's no way it would work, sista. I've got the best memory in the---
*sings* Meeeeeemoryyyyyyyyyyy---
Oh, no!
Turn your face to the---
AAAAARRRRRRRGGG!!
*hehehe*
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