Past Skits

Here are the skits I've had introducing this loverly site since the day it was born. So far, there's only one. It has been the intro to my newbie version of this site the years it was online (Feb 2001 to Dec 2003).


Hello. Macavity here. I have no idea where Yvelle is, so I will be your guide for this site.
NOOOOOOOO!!! *comes rushing up* Never! It's my site!
Well, where were you?
I was in the litterbox. *turns to audience* Welcome! I shall be your guide to this site.
Um, Yvelle?
Not now, I'm talking. I know, you maybe thinking that it's a little dumb to be starting a Cats site this late, but---
You have some toilet paper stuck next to your butt.
What?! *looks behid her* That's not toilet paper. That's my tail!
No wonder why it has a black tip.
I think you need some glasses, Macky.
I can see perfectly fine. *thump*
*giggles*
Someday I'm gonna take this glass door and beat you with it.
How do you know it's glass? For all you know it could be a door with a stage painted on it.
Riiiiiiiight. *to audience* You see what I have to put up with every day?
Face it, Macky. We're beeeeeeeest friends.
Get away.
C'mon, give us a hug.
You're scaring me!
Kissy, kissy!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!! *runs into doghouse*
Wow, I gotta do that again when I really want him in the doghouse.
There's no way it would work, sista. I've got the best memory in the---
*sings* Meeeeeemoryyyyyyyyyyy---
Oh, no!
Turn your face to the---
AAAAARRRRRRRGGG!!
*hehehe*

[Victoria image; actress, year,
production unknown]