Asparagus


If he went out with Jennyanydots: Oooohh, that would be so cute! *squeaks on the word 'cute'* ...*edges away*

Profile: Sometimes I wish there really were 2 Asparagus' in the actual productions. Um, why? So everyone will be confused! That's why! Sure, whatever. You just like the young Asparagus better, don't ya? You got that right! I mean, sure, Gus is pretty kewl, but it's just so distracting to see some cat with a raggy ol' coat that isn't Grizabella or Deuteronomy. That's the whole point. I know I know. Just...you know what I mean. No, I don't. Just pretend you do! I don't know why, but everyone seems to think he's freaky. What's so freaky about him? You liking him. That's what. OH, hush up. Well, anyway...Jelly's his mate (ain't that so cute?) and I think Gus might be his father, but I'm too tired to get into that at the moment. You're always too tired to get into anything. Yeah, that's because it takes up so much time an energy to explain everything and...well...let's not get into that. *rolls eyes*

Names: Asparagus, doy! But this one's nickname isn't Gus, whatever you say!

Nicknames: I usually call him Aspie or Aspergas, hehe.

Age: Skimble and Jelly's age.

Parents: No clue.

Random Facts:
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Costume:
Wig: White, black, and brown.
Makeup: Very simple, really. Uh...you just have to see it for yourself.
Collar: I don't think he has one!
Unitard: Black and white! The patern's kind of hard to explain; you just have to see it yourselfI!
Warmers: Black, white, cream-colored, and brown.
Tail: Uh...brown and white?
Shoes: Probably black or brown.

Asparagus receives...
The Evil Eyes Award!
The Gas Award! (Hehe, get it? Aspergas? *nudge, nudge* Eh? Get it? Someone...please...HELP HER!

Images


Ok, here I can see why people think he's evil. LOOK AT 'IS EYES! PURE EVIL!!


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