Skimbleshanks


If he went out with Tantomile: Who knows, he might like young lasses! *snort*

Profile: Uh, well, he's a freaky old cat that prances around the place and really freaks me out with his 'sunshine' thing that he does with his hands (you know, they do it during the Mungo and Teazer song) and he seems to be really happy all the time, but me friend said that that's because he had too much scotch at the Jellicle Ball which I really think is true. Nice. Thank you! I was being sarcastic.

Names: Hm, I'm thinking his family name is Agustus because 'Agustus,' some Roman guy, was how they got the name of 'August' and you know in August the leaves start to change color ---orange, for example---and Skimbleshanks is orange, so---*tap, tap, tap* Yev? Do you remember where you got that info on Austus? Uh...I think I got it from...science! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!! I'M BEING POSSESSED BY MY SCIENCE TEACHER! YO! CHILL! *gasping*

Nicknames: Skimble, Skimby, Skimpy, hehehe!

Age: *still gasping* Uh...old? Well, whatever age Jennyanydots is, cause they're mates.

Parents: No...clue. ...MACAVITY! HAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHH--- Mac, I was just kidding.
---AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH---
Uh...Mac? ---AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! Oy vey

Random Facts:
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Costume:
Wig: Orange. That's all I can tell.
Makeup: Hoo, boy, did you know that Skimble's makeup is one of the longest to put on?
Collar: Me no think he has none! Nice grammar. Thankie!
Unitard: Hm, gee, I wonder---ORANGE! With brown stripes.
Warmers: They vary. Mostly gray and white.
Tail: Have you ever noticed that in the song they say he has a long brown tail but in the video he really doesn't? Oh, and have you also noticed that he has two different tails; one for his Railway Cat costume and one for his other one? Freakyyyyyy. That's because his Railway Cat tail is connected to his vest-thingy. INCONCEIVEABLE! That's rediculous!
Shoes: Uh...I'll have to look.

Skimbleshanks receives...
The Evil Makeup Award!
The Hi-my-name-is-Skimble-and-I'm-a-scotchaholic Award!
The Evil Everything Award!
The Hi-my-name-is-Skimble-and-I'm-a-teaaholic Award!
The Hyperness Award!
The Scarriest Eyes Award!

Images


WHAT'S UP WITH THIS GIF?! IT HAS NO FREAKIN' FEET!! I'm looking for a background that isn't black, alright? 'Sides, this looks funny, hehe. Wee, look at 'im dance!


There it is: the sunshine thing. Did you know Regis Pill-bin did that once? It's Regis Philbin. Same difference.


Really scary Skimble.


Hamburg, '93/'96.


London Skimbleshanks.


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